SHEEPSKINBOOTS
Central Defender
Have a ball
Getting the snip
- Thread starter Chubbs
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kingmonkey
Striker
Peace of piss that!
Sing in the Roker
Central Defender
Happy days n hope ya not too sore ower next few hours/days
Chubbs
Central Defender
Take it steady next couple of days and fingers crossed you'll have no bother
kingmonkey
Striker
Cheers. Sacked off work at 3, just had to drive which was an error. Not moving now.
Just tried to explain it to my teenage sons, who now think I have been castrated like the dog.
Wait, is that not what happens? Have they done mine wrong?
Chubbs
Central Defender
Make sure you ice regularly and you'll be OK. Feet up with the telly on.
Don’t listen to this flange. Go for a jog.
Sing in the Roker
Central Defender
kingmonkey
Striker
Got a canny bit of swelling and my left nut is a lovely shade of purple 2 days on.
Feel a bit winded, like when after you've been hit in the balls, but not in pain down there.
That normal?
Feel a bit winded, like when after you've been hit in the balls, but not in pain down there.
That normal?
wisemensaysteve
Winger
When I had mine done I had that ache on and off for a couple of years
Chubbs
Central Defender
Nowt to worry about. Sometimes can take a little longer
kingmonkey
Striker
Regrets, I've had a few...
So after 3 days they went massive, left one went purple. Bruising went but swelling remained. The right one has started to go down but still big, left one is like something off a channel 5 documentary.
Been walking like John Wayne for a week now and sick as fuck. No pain or symptoms of anything serious. I just look like buster gonad from viz.
So after 3 days they went massive, left one went purple. Bruising went but swelling remained. The right one has started to go down but still big, left one is like something off a channel 5 documentary.
Been walking like John Wayne for a week now and sick as fuck. No pain or symptoms of anything serious. I just look like buster gonad from viz.
Chubbs
Central Defender
Ouch. Shit luck mate. Spoke to doc or anyone?
kingmonkey
Striker
Dr Google, seems it can happen and last a while. They have stated to get a bit smaller, was told to ring 111 if I had any problems.
Chubbs
Central Defender
That's shit mate. Fingers crossed the worst is over for you mate.
Did I mention I was fine after mine
Seriously, if you’re a bit unsure ring the Doctors.
kingmonkey
Striker
Finally realised I had to go back to the doctors, made the appointment. Got the dreaded words 'you will be seen by a medical student, but the doctor will be there in the room' my humiliation is almost complete.....
I'm so pleased for everyone who was playing golf and riding their Mrs straight after theirs, not bitter at all....
I'm so pleased for everyone who was playing golf and riding their Mrs straight after theirs, not bitter at all....
Chubbs
Central Defender
Be grateful for the swelling if its a nice young blonde student doctor
Fingers crossed for you
kingmonkey
Striker
Be grateful for the swelling if its a nice young blonde student doctor
Fingers crossed for you
Young lad, 1st year i would think.The look of horror on his face as he stood at the end of the bed looking at the car crash that is my cock and balls, made me think he was rethinking his career choice.
Got haematoma. Less than 2% get it. Weeks not days till the swelling is gone.
