You could just shoot them instead and save all that bureaucracy
It never gets old mate
Good luck for the future mate.Sadly he is not very good and it’s left a problem with two teams.
I’m out in 8 days which makes it a farce, my new Boss clearly wants me to mop up before I go, wants me to stay.
Not going to miss the Corporate bullshit Mate.
Leaving the gun at home
Only ever been on one in my life but pretty much went exactly as above, even with improved performanceIts the kiss of death at our place. It means someone has already made their mind up you're a gonner but they need to do it legally. See also changing your job title/role just enough to make you unsuccessfully reapply.
Only ever been on one in my life but pretty much went exactly as above, even with improved performance
A lot of firms just use pip instead of redundancies. Happened to me years ago, was offered a job in the October turned it down, showed some loyalty. Got shafted in the Feb, put me on pip, fortunately the job I turned down was still there so took that but walked away with six months salary, it was proper shit time mind. Start looking for another job and have something lined up if you get an email. People will physically stop dealing with you and do stuff via email until a final meeting (in my experience). HR people are a bunch of c..ts btw, you have to be to get rid of people just because somebody takes a dislike to you or you make one minor mistake. Good luck,let us know how you get on, happens to loads if any consolation.No mate - construction design