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Has yewer lass dropped yet. Pretty common.
Nah that's not what I mean man.

Something "drops" when it's being released, like an album or some new expensive trainers for facebook bellends.

The lass doesn't drop, the bairn drops. It's the bairn that's being released.
 
Fuckers next door had one yesterday, covered our garden in pink confetti that we had to get the dyson out to clean up so the dog wouldn’t eat it all. 🤬🤬
 
I believe they burn down forests too.

I've actually seen something worse, some greasy turd proposing to his gf at Karaoke in a no mark Tottenham pub. He sings first...he's absolute shit, yet she's acting as if he's Steve Perry...anyway, she says yes, their scabby families applaud amd make strange noises, then they all get hammered. Ends up they have a row, she goes outside and pukes up, and he goes after her, gets on his knees and starts bawling like a big girls blouse.

Lets pretend we are in love, and everyone will say what a lovely couple we are, and we'll be like ...famous!
 
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