Funniest joke at Edinburgh Fringe

[a1970man]

Very poor this year.

Tim Vine normally comes up with a good 'un ..... like

I've just sold my hoover .... well, it was just gathering dust ...

 

[Dougal]

Well, I won't be ruing the fact I missed the Fringe if that's the best!

 

[Tomma]

I made up a joke the other day;

What green vegetable isn't really needed?
Unneccecelery.

 

[Kevj]

I made up a joke the other day;

What green vegetable isn't really needed?
Unneccecelery.

My local farmer has a hen who can count eggs.

It’s a mathemachicken.

 

[Mickdundee]

Very poor this year.

Tim Vine normally comes up with a good 'un ..... like

I've just sold my hoover .... well, it was just gathering dust ...

Milton Jones is usually pretty good at the same kind of one liners. My favourite of his is “We watched a whole Dr Who box set back to back. Unfortunately I wasn’t the one facing the screen.”

 

[Tomma]

Gary Delaney is the best at these gags for me.

Mate next door’s just had a penis extension.
To be honest his house looks ridiculous now.

 

[General Zod]

Agree. Of course everyone will try and be outraged that this won, say it isn’t funny etc etc..

Edinburgh Fringe: Tourette's charity wants apology over award-winning joke

People with the condition are angered after Olaf Falafel's gag won an award following a public vote.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[EchoMan]

Tourette's charity wants apology for Fringe joke

 

[PJH]

Edinburgh Fringe: Tourette's charity wants apology over award-winning joke

People with the condition are angered after Olaf Falafel's gag won an award following a public vote.

www.bbc.co.uk

Saw that article. Load of nonsense.

Though I'm not surprised they're ticked off by the joke tbh.

 

[Iballistic George]

Someone stole my glasses at work today but I'll find who did it.......... I have contacts

 

[EchoMan]

 

[jaxaxe]

My favourite one from that list was from Ivo Graham:

"I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts"

 

[Tomma]

Someone stole my glasses at work today but I'll find who did it.......... I have contacts

Someone nicked my copy of Microsoft Office. If the thief is reading this, I'll find you - you have my Word.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Tourette's charity wants apology for Fringe joke

Well well

 

[Sleepy]

Edinburgh Fringe: Tourette's charity wants apology over award-winning joke

People with the condition are angered after Olaf Falafel's gag won an award following a public vote.

www.bbc.co.uk

Didn’t take long for the offence!

 

[Gabbiagreeni]

"This is a fantastic honour but it's like I've always said, jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar... demerara."

Ventriloquist telling Irish jokes all night in the club, Irishman at the back absolutely fuming, shouts “ you fuckin twat, you’ve done nowt but get at the Irish all night”. The ventriloquist apologies, the Irishman reply’s “ I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to that twat on your knee”..... I’ll get my coat

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

A really shite winner

Like Pompey at Wembo

 

[gods_homeboy]

Agree. Of course everyone will try and be outraged that this won, say it isn’t funny etc etc..

I'm not outraged but it isn't really that funny.

 

[King Kareoke]

Well well

We will eventually see the death of comedy at this rate (although the joke was not that brilliant)

 

[gods_homeboy]

Saw that article. Load of nonsense.

Though I'm not surprised they're ticked off by the joke tbh.

Funny than the original joke