Fruit machines

[DoctorMick]

Nee the wonder they call them bandits, just hoyed a tenner and some coins in within 5 minutes and despite some enticing flashing lights walked away with fuck all. Glad I only do it occasionally, have mates who can't walk past one without putting money in, the must lose a fortune.

 

[Harry Monk]

You need to know how to play them

 

[hank williams]

Nee the wonder they call them bandits, just hoyed a tenner and some coins in within 5 minutes and despite some enticing flashing lights walked away with fuck all. Glad I only do it occasionally, have mates who can't walk past one without putting money in, the must lose a fortune.

Horrible things

 

[Rueben Agboula]

I like a gamble but never seen the attraction on fruit machines. Probably cos I haven't got a clue what to do on then

 

[DoctorMick]

I like a gamble but never seen the attraction on fruit machines. Probably cos I haven't got a clue what to do on then

I haven't a clue either but I have a mate who knows them inside out...he loses more than anyone else I know!

 

[sksk3021]

No idea what anyone gets out of it. They are fixed to payout a set percentage. Unless there is some way round that can't see many winning long term.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Reminds me of when my mate mate blew his YTS wage of £27 within a space of a few minutes on one just after he got it.