Freddie Mercury, Heating Bills and Baxter over the road

[Cowvahlo]

Had a nap this afternoon and Freddie appeared, he was sitting in my living room having a good bit crack on, telling me about the Live Aid concert, he was playing with the kids and asked about my log burner while complaining about his heating bills.

As lovely as he was he was starting to out stay his welcome so I asked what he was doing here, waiting for Baxter to come back from the spa with his tabs he replied.

Could swear to fuck it was real when I woke up.

What a lovely bloke.

 

[Space Hopper]

Freddie Mercury was invited to be on Celebrity Bake Off. The host says to him "So, Freddie, how many cakes will you be making for us today?"

Freddie replies "I want to bake three..."

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Kruger?

 

[HABA87]

Freddie Mercury was invited to be on Celebrity Bake Off. The host says to him "So, Freddie, how many cakes will you be making for us today?"

Freddie replies "I want to bake three..."

He'll need a fair bit of de da de da dehhh dough for the bread round.

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

You missed the bit about him taking you upstairs

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Cowvahlo dreams about gayers.

 

[Alan BStard]

If the OP is like this on a Friday wtf will he be like by the end of the weekend.

 

[200 others]

is dm back then ??

 

[EchoMan]

I had a cheese induced nightmare the other night in which James Bolam was standing at the foot of the bed wearing a garbadine mac and a trilby hat, carrrying a bag of fish and singing the theme tune from Minder.

Very weird.