Flooding

[Sandboy]

looks like we'll miss the worst but Morrisons came a cropper at Westgate last night - wonder if Joe Fab got his shopping ? Poor bastard sat on top of his van

https://news.sky.com/6c627bfe-878c-49eb-9751-f0df2b5310f6

 

[herra soul mob]

looks like we'll miss the worst but Morrisons came a cropper at Westgate last night - wonder if Joe Fab got his shopping ? Poor bastard sat on top of his van

https://news.sky.com/6c627bfe-878c-49eb-9751-f0df2b5310f6

did he think he was driving a chieftan tank ?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

did he think he was driving a chieftan tank ?

More like a sailor with a tan tank.

 

[BMX Bandit]

looks like we'll miss the worst but Morrisons came a cropper at Westgate last night - wonder if Joe Fab got his shopping ? Poor bastard sat on top of his van

https://news.sky.com/6c627bfe-878c-49eb-9751-f0df2b5310f6

@Mabs you get your shopping ?

 

[Shandy drinker]

@Mabs you get your shopping ?

Toilet roll Will be a bit damp
Bloody van Morrison

 

[herra soul mob]

Toilet roll Will be a bit damp
Bloody van Morrison

he wasnt very bright on the right side of the road

 

[Pants]

Toilet roll Will be a bit damp
Bloody van Morrison

You don't pull no punches but you don't push the river.

 

[REDM1ST]

A man is drowning in the Mississippi river and screams for help. Two police officers are standing nearby, but they are just ignoring him. The man does not know, what to do, and so with his last attempt, shouts: "The president is an idiot!". Immediately after the police officers heard this, they pull him out of the water and one of the policemen says: "And now you will go with us for a crime of an insult of the president of the United States". The man tries to defend: "But I was thinking of the Russian one!" Police officer: "You can't trick us, we know well, which one is an idiot."

 

[yorkyexile]

Calders gone over down here so Hebden Bridge and the rest further up the valley must be swimming by now

 

[humbug]

I'm stuck in a queue trying to leave teesport. Every time it rains heavily this road gets flooded.
At least I'm in the wagon and getting paid for it

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

I wonder if the van was trying to cross the ford at Westgate, can be a bit heavy when the rainfall has been constant.

 

[JAZZMANB]

did he think he was driving a chieftan tank ?

The wooly backs have sussed home delivery ,why drive miles at the weekend on those twisties ,just pay £ 3

 

[Mabs]

@Mabs you get your shopping ?

Click and collect for me.

I wonder if the van was trying to cross the ford at Westgate, can be a bit heavy when the rainfall has been constant.

Should be closed like Stanhope ford, far too many idiots ended up in the shit.

 

[mickeymoor]

The wooly backs have sussed home delivery ,why drive miles at the weekend on those twisties ,just pay £ 3

Specially with pesty motorbikesr coming round the corners on the wrong side

 

[the dude]

looks like we'll miss the worst but Morrisons came a cropper at Westgate last night - wonder if Joe Fab got his shopping ? Poor bastard sat on top of his van

https://news.sky.com/6c627bfe-878c-49eb-9751-f0df2b5310f6

Just seen that on the national news. Lucky escape for him!

I wonder if the van was trying to cross the ford at Westgate, can be a bit heavy when the rainfall has been constant.

Just said on the news he was following his sat nav and it took him across a Ford.

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Click and collect for me.

Should be closed like Stanhope ford, far too many idiots ended up in the shit.

only use it in the summer as the old folks have a Static up in Brotherlee

 

[mickeymoor]

only use it in the summer as the old folks have a Static up in Brotherlee

Is the ford near the caravan site on the b road from Stanhope

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Is the ford near the caravan site on the b road from Stanhope

Aye, just past the pub, can’t remember it’s name like but on the left afore the campsite

 

[Sandboy]

Just seen that on the national news. Lucky escape for him!

Just said on the news he was following his sat nav and it took him across a Ford.

They always say that, must have had his eyes shut as well