Flat caps

Discussion in 'SMB' started by chillikebab, Jan 13, 2019.

  1. Scorer

    Scorer Winger

    I've worn one on and off since my teens. I'm 46 now. I suspect I've often looked a bit of a tw@t but don't particularly care!
  2. chriswallace85

    chriswallace85 Striker

    Ahhhhhhhh that's what it is. Noticed a few kicking about of late - hadn't put two and two together.
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  3. Sidewinder2

    Sidewinder2 Winger

    I've got one, had it a while and I'm 46.

    However put it on at the weekend and the bairn said I looked like my fatha, he's 69, so the cap got taken off and the bairn got clipped (not physically before the abuse police are on to me................)
  4. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Lad at work who's 25 wears one every day. Looks like a right tit.
  5. PTR

    PTR Striker

    That's what I drink, but haven't given any thought to wearing any form of hat.
  6. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    you don't have an office at the BIC do you?
  7. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Whats that?
  8. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    take that as a no. Sunderland business and innovation centre down by the new bridge. Young lad down there wears one.
  9. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Oh... no.

    Does he look like a tit?
  10. Nig

    Nig Midfield

    Do you think i should comment or not bother ?
  11. George Kaplan

    George Kaplan Winger

    Handy for keeping a lunchtime stotty in iirc
  12. Tadger

    Tadger Striker

    Nowt wrong with them. A staple of the British working man.

    As for wankerishness, that depends on the style and the person wearing it.
  13. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    For Millwall fans
  14. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    You need massive mutton chop buggery handles to get away with wearing them imho.
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  15. wash

    wash Midfield

    If you make a flat cap out of a stotty you can have a flat cap and lunch in one especially if you fill stotty with pease pudding. Eat the top off stotty and impersonate a ginger
  16. George Kaplan

    George Kaplan Winger

    A flat cap made of stotty would be a risky proposition in rainy weather, especially if filled with ham and pease puddin’ As you suggest. There’d be no eating necessary as the pease pudding would dribble down the face and take on the appearance of a hipster beard.

    Btw : if the pease pudding you’ve been eating is ginger I’d think seriously about changing your shopping habits or have a word with your granny - as appropriate.
  17. Blyth_Pirate

    Blyth_Pirate Central Defender

    Fcuked though, if one has to doff the cap.
  18. Tadger

    Tadger Striker

    That’s me covered then.

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