First team visiting Nissan tomorrow


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Barry Fry did this when he was on that TV show about Ron Atkinson trying to save Peterborough from the drop. He took the team to a factory to try and instill some humility and some idea of the privileged position they were in. Those players were absolute nobodys at the time, one step up from sunday league but even they'd been so spoiled already the gesture went so far over their heads it might as well have been the space shuttle flying over.

They were on their phones to their mates about 'you should see these daft twats driving forklifts' etc and laughing at the workers. Little bastards, I hate footballers.
That was at the factory I worked at at the time! Peter Brotherhoods. They all walked past my machine, not one of the players said a word, they were just cracking on with each other and couldn't wait to get out. Not one single player stopped to chat or show an interest. The only time they spoke was to the fit lasses in the office!
 
Anyone got anything they'd like the lads to hear?

The tannoy system gets messages across the plant pretty efficiently these days. :cool:

Aye, tell them that we know they don't really give a fuck about how hard people work to be able to afford to come and watch them, tell them we don't give a fuck about them pretending to give a fuck, we just want the useless bastards to get some f***ing points on the board or fuck off away from the club so that at least their extortionate, underserved wages are being paid by some other mugs. And tell Kone that he's a cunt
 
just like the supporters branches meeting moyes etc recently!
the angry ones who will say it like it is are not invited

f***ing spot on! Turn up to a BLC meeting knowing fine well they wouldn't say a word or they'd get barred from going to the meetings:lol:
 
The whole squad is visiting? They failed to mention on Look North Korea that they are building the new lamborghini there
 
Hopefully Mendonca's working and can give them a few tips

Scored a hattrick in his first premier league home game.
More than most of our lot manage in 5 seasons.
Just read the pfa have paid for him to do an offshore course. Feck me hes wasted some coin.
 
Being the complete woman that I am, I'm not getting half of these jokes and it's making me feel inferior :confused:
 
No doubt the club has noted the special treatment given to West Ham by our previous Government and are looking for advice from Nissan on how to secure something similar from the current lot.
 
Hope they've got thick skins.

This is not a popular idea from the murmurings around the plant
In truth they deserve to know how the fans and workers feel.

Because they'll think they've found a cure for cancer doing a 'good deed' like this.
 
It won't happen, the powers that be will make sure the lads keep their mouths shut, much like when David Cameron visited.
I know. It just seems like a stunt too far at the moment.
 
Once worked at an engineering factory where Tony Blair visited.He turned up like a banana in bright yellow strides.The shop was scruffy.Anyway one of the lads asked him 'they new trousers like Tony?'.to which he replied 'yes!'.not now they're not replied me mate !
 
im sure kone and djilibodji have seen harder days graft than f***ing nissan coming from africa and that
 
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