pillars of hercules
Striker
Aparently they would have all had to wear the same space suit.
First all woman space walk postponed by NASA
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pillars of hercules
Striker
All said they could fit into a size 10
yorkyexile
Striker
Can`t see why there can`t be an all women mission. Not like they have to reverse the thing
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becs
Guest
Be a nightmare if they're all on the blob at the same time though.
yorkyexile
Striker
pillars of hercules
Striker
Like when they've got static on the brush
So they couldn't go out because they had nowt to wear?
Daydream Believer
Striker
Wouldn't shut up long enough for mission control to get a word in.
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The Lonious Monk
Guest
probably complained that the space suit made them look fat
tunstall birdman
Striker
Female astronaut: "Does this spacesuit make me look fat"
NASA Scientist: "No, it's the fat that makes you look fat"
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The Lonious Monk
Guest
you forgot the "WHAAAP!" after that as she beats him upside his head with the helmet
yorkyexile
Striker
So who going to do the washing up on the ISS now?
maygo
Winger
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with a monkey and an female astronaut on board. After months of training, they placed them in the shuttle and prepared for launch.
Mission Control Centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Enable Flight Control System, disable fly- by- wire system. Ensure control system actuators are in operation, calibrate all external sensors. When above 50,000 feet disengage booster rocket and ensure shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks"
The monkey began frantically typing and flipping switches and the shuttle took off.
Two hours later, NASA's mission control centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Engage orbital maneouvering system, reaction control system and engage orbiter's vertical stabiliser."
The monkey started typing like mad.
Another two hours later Mission Control Centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Female Astronaut... "
At this, the astronaut shouted "I know, I know -- feed the monkey, hoover the cab, touch fuck- all."
Mission Control Centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Enable Flight Control System, disable fly- by- wire system. Ensure control system actuators are in operation, calibrate all external sensors. When above 50,000 feet disengage booster rocket and ensure shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks"
The monkey began frantically typing and flipping switches and the shuttle took off.
Two hours later, NASA's mission control centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Engage orbital maneouvering system, reaction control system and engage orbiter's vertical stabiliser."
The monkey started typing like mad.
Another two hours later Mission Control Centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Female Astronaut... "
At this, the astronaut shouted "I know, I know -- feed the monkey, hoover the cab, touch fuck- all."
