Fingerprints

[Alan BStard]

Pretty sure I could get away with serious crime in this country because the police haven't got my fingerprints.

The yanks have got them, as have sundry other countries - even the flippin Argentinians - but not the UK police.

Are yours on file here?

 

[Goat Eyes]

I recall getting pulled for speeding on the M1 once around Leeds (92mph) and he aske did he could take them.

I agreed, shouldn’t have really in case I decide to go on a killing spree.

 

[Norwich Red n White]

I recall getting pulled for speeding on the M1 once around Leeds (92mph) and he aske did he could take them.

I agreed, shouldn’t have really in case I decide to go on a killing spree.

Don't think he was a real copper.

 

[Kevj]

I recall getting pulled for speeding on the M1 once around Leeds (92mph) and he aske did he could take them.

I agreed, shouldn’t have really in case I decide to go on a killing spree.

92? You’re brave admitting that on here.

Burn him.

Etc.

 

[squashjoe]

Don't think he was a real copper.

Probably a lantern

 

[peachy]

Pretty sure I could get away with serious crime in this country because the police haven't got my fingerprints.

The yanks have got them, as have sundry other countries - even the flippin Argentinians - but not the UK police.

Are yours on file here?

They'll have your digital fingerprint though won't they?

What's the crime you're planning?

 

[look out piano]

I think I've fucked my fingerprints up after cleaning an oven with wire wool and chemicals without wearing oven gloves (I'm an idiot aye). My finger tips are covered in hundreds of f***ing cuts currently .

 

[EchoMan]

Got my finger in an electric socket as a youngun in the days before earth trips - shook like I was having a fit till me dad threw the main switch. I have no prints on it just smooth scar tissue.

 

[muggboots]

Pretty sure I could get away with serious crime in this country because the police haven't got my fingerprints.

The yanks have got them, as have sundry other countries - even the flippin Argentinians - but not the UK police.

Are yours on file here?

You don't really understand the concepts involved here methinks.

 

[sidneyeric]

Aye , both fingerprints and DNA.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Don't think he was a real copper.

Sounds like the bloke who offered me a B&Q trade card, had me in the car park posing for photos next to my van and stuff to prove I was a legitimate business.

Never did receive the trade card.

 

[zinedine]

Sounds like the bloke who offered me a B&Q trade card, had me in the car park posing for photos next to my van and stuff to prove I was a legitimate business.

Never did receive the trade card.

Posing for photos in the carpark? He wasn't the B&Q trade card man, he was just a f***ing pervert.
Probably a goat molestor.

 

[peachy]

Got my finger in an electric socket as a youngun in the days before earth trips - shook like I was having a fit till me dad threw the main switch. I have no prints on it just smooth scar tissue.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Aye got mine but who cares either way

 

[I'm Spartacus]

Got my finger in an electric socket as a youngun in the days before earth trips - shook like I was having a fit till me dad threw the main switch. I have no prints on it just smooth scar tissue.

You must be Edward scissor hands younger brother, Cyril straightened paperclip fingers...

Haway man It’s impossible to put your finger in one unless your fatha had it unscrewed for decorating purposes or you poked something in it like a daft twat.

 

[muggboots]

They'll have your digital fingerprint though won't they?

What's the crime you're planning?

It'll no doubt be some elaborate heist involving 2 piss stops every half mile and a 20mph car chase through Greenwoods.

 

[Some Random Guy]

The police have my fingerprints at lots of crime scenes. Thankfully they have never taken my prints.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Posing for photos in the carpark? He wasn't the B&Q trade card man, he was just a f***ing pervert.
Probably a goat molestor.

I know. I feel utterly ashamed.

No word of a lie, he had me putting the hi vis on and everything.

 

[EchoMan]

You must be Edward scissor hands younger brother, Cyril straightened paperclip fingers...

Haway man It’s impossible to put your finger in one unless your fatha had it unscrewed for decorating purposes or you poked something in it like a daft twat.

It was a surface mounted socket. Round pin !! The plastic (maybe it was Bakelite) was broken.

We’re talking 1960’s. Me dad was more shocked than me and he got a right bollocking for not getting it fixed.

 

[West_Winger]

I recall getting pulled for speeding on the M1 once around Leeds (92mph) and he aske did he could take them.

I agreed, shouldn’t have really in case I decide to go on a killing spree.

92?? Wimp.