Finally in the Striker Club

[scotch]

Ready for all the perks now

 

[mux]

Ready for all the perks now

I've organised the book of Best Places to Eat in Durham to your home address mate.

Welcome to the club.

 

[FishburnMackem]

Ready for all the perks now

Congratulations marra. See you in 2000 posts.

 

[Kevj]

Ready for all the perks now

@mux’s number is on the wall of the executive toilets if you want it.

 

[mux]

Congratulations marra. See you in 2000 posts.

We're petitioning Roger to remove a few thousand of yours, need to keep the riff raff out

@mux’s number is on the wall of the executive toilets if you want it.

Or he can ask you to send it x

 

[Kevj]

Or he can ask you to send it x

I heard you wrote it on there

 

[mux]

I heard you wrote it on there

Aye, legend for hire, contact Mux.

 

[FishburnMackem]

We're petitioning Roger to remove a few thousand of yours, need to keep the riff raff out

Or he can ask you to send it x

Wouldn't worry about it I'll undoubtedly get a perma ban before I hit 10k

 

[Bamber]

I remember when I got my
Formal invite.

A leather case, opened it up and there was the contract and an expensive pen. I signed it and was of course took the oath and was branded. Then I was a Striker

 

[Big Duke Six]

Ready for all the perks now

Nivver heard of yer.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Aye, legend for hire, contact Mux.

You've spelt bellend wrang.

Nivver heard of yer.

Because he isn't some shite obscure musician from the 1940s.

 

[Big Duke Six]

You've spelt bellend wrang.


Because he isn't some shite obscure musician from the 1940s.

 

[Old Prestonian]

Aye, male escort for hire, contact Mux.

Tidied for accuracy.

 

[PJH]

I'm still not actually in the club.

Probably because I refused to do the thing with so and so as I don't like being recorded or watched doing it.

 

[BlackOps]

What exactly is the criteria for striker then? Sacrificial killings?

 

[JL1985]

What exactly is the criteria for striker then? Sacrificial killings?

Great sense of humour and good looking. I was accepted after 3 days.

 

[MonkeyLove]

What exactly is the criteria for striker then? Sacrificial killings?

SMB Uber Ales

 

[weebil64]

The enema pack will arrive shortly. A clean anus is essential.

 

[Old Prestonian]

What exactly is the criteria for striker then? Sacrificial killings?

Essentially, it's based upon time served but you can jump the queue by actions such as a Christmas Works Party Dilemma or Showering with the Dog.

 

[Lukas73]

Key to the executive toilet in the post…