A few years back when it was just divisions rather than division rivals, on Xmas day my mrs went for a kip after dinner. I polished off a magnum of Moet to myself and stuck FIFA on, ended up dropping from Div 2 to Div 7 within a couple of hours.I love playing pissed.
Don't understand why I'm so bad. Then find I've been relegated the next day.
Turns out champagne doesn't make you a better FIFA player.