Fencing

[Deleted member 40035]

Pencil moustache ponce

 

[Gala]

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman went to the Olympics without tickets and couldn’t get in to the stadium. The Englishman says watch this, picks up a manhole cover, walks up to the security and says “Smith, England, discus” and the security guard let him in. Scotsman pulls down a lamppost and goes up to security “McTavish, Scotland, pole vault” and the security guard waved him through. The Irishman picks up a roll of barbed wire and goes up to the security “O’Neill, Ireland, fencing”.

 

[Jon Dough]

Fencing North East

North East Regional Fencing Association

www.fencingnortheast.org

Meanwhile NOM humiliates those who have pissed him off online at early morning duells beside pennywell shops (convenient for refreshments).

 

[ouro]

On the off chance that this post is serious, yes there are. My brother was a member of a local club for some years. I could ask him for the details unless this is some bizarre windup by a known self-entertainer.

 

[monkeytassle]

On the off chance that this post is serious, yes there are. My brother was a member of a local club for some years. I could ask him for the details unless this is some bizarre windup by a known self-entertainer.

Cast iron certainty captain bollocks will not be picking up a sabre anytime soon

 

[Big Toe]

Fella in my local is always fencing. Usually aftershave and shaving blades

 

[Jon Dough]

Cast iron certainty captain bollocks will not be picking up a sabre anytime soon

You sir are the first on his duelling card, choose your second, and meet at pennywell shops on the morrow at dawn.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

I did some fencing when i was serving my time. In the summer the creosote used to sting my eyes.