viccarlton
Striker
As an addition to my earlier attempt at humour here is a true story.
I was once at work (underground) when a lad on a transfer point stopped me to say that my boss Phil Brown had been on the phone for me, I asked him if he was colour deaf..............my bosses name was Phil Green

I was once at work (underground) when a lad on a transfer point stopped me to say that my boss Phil Brown had been on the phone for me, I asked him if he was colour deaf..............my bosses name was Phil Green
Last time I was at the opticians a Polish man sat in the cabin next to mine getting his eyes tested. The optician asked "Can you read the last line?"
He answered: "I can read it. I even know him"