February 27th live footy on TV


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Evening/morning Hank and all. Our game and MOTD for me
Have a good Saturday everyone and stay safe

Evening heroes have a good Saturday and stay safe

Evening mate

Evening mate have a good Saturday and stay safe

Evening mate

Evening TVM have a good Saturday and stay safe
Morning VHFC mate another 3 points today ๐Ÿคž
Morning Hank, morning everyone our game and God knows what else.

An old man goes into MacDonalds and places an order for one hamburger, fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"

"The Teeth"
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Morning Vic always good to start the day with a laugh have a good one
 
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@Dilligaf60 Good morning wherever you are.
I have just been reminded that Norweigan lasses feature in an episode of Auf Wiedersehen Pet,
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You wouldn't happen to know the Norweigan for "Can I get into your knickers"? (Sorry that's a line only for the @hank williams @Spam Javelin and @thamesvalleyman "clique"!!)

Anyway enough of my nonsense I have stuff to do, see you later maybe.
 
Morning niknak

Morning young V
Morning @hank and good morning all. Weekend again, these weeks are rolling by. Got a bit on today but with staying late last night I've a decent start today. 2pm cut off point and no later. Footy for me today is our match @Brentford Nylons, Quest & Motd and I'll look out for your game @Cr(Who ?) Thank you for all the likes ECT yesterday and I'm sorry I couldn't mention or reply as normal but it was a later one last night. Nice to see the Judges in the Begum case actually got something right yesterday. But her relatives in Bradford ( The EE' Begums ) are not so happy. Even though its early, its got the makings of a nice day weather wise, even had my coat off during the day driving around yesterday, looks the same today ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž.

Right, brew done so time to go, have a nice weekend, good luck in the footy, (don't see any mithers for you.) Stay safe, take car & keep smiling, ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚


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@Geronimo , @Harvey16, @jarralee , @Black Dog , ..... And to all those yet to post, as always ....... Have a really great Saturday, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š.

๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’

Some nice news this morning to share. My wife's going to be a mummy any time now. Only her head left to wrap....It's loud and it's tasteless , I've not heard it before.

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

Morning young SATI
 
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Morning all, nowt for me. What a lovely day. Have been for a walk along the beach, glorious.
Got our two grand daughters coming later and they are sleeping tonight so it will be a busy day for me. Iโ€™m having Southern fried chicken for tea, grand daughters having chicken pasta.
3 points would be nice, peaceful day to everyone.
 
Morning @hank and good morning all. Weekend again, these weeks are rolling by. Got a bit on today but with staying late last night I've a decent start today. 2pm cut off point and no later. Footy for me today is our match @Brentford Nylons, Quest & Motd and I'll look out for your game @Cr(Who ?) Thank you for all the likes ECT yesterday and I'm sorry I couldn't mention or reply as normal but it was a later one last night. Nice to see the Judges in the Begum case actually got something right yesterday. But her relatives in Bradford ( The EE' Begums ) are not so happy. Even though its early, its got the makings of a nice day weather wise, even had my coat off during the day driving around yesterday, looks the same today ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž.

Right, brew done so time to go, have a nice weekend, good luck in the footy, (don't see any mithers for you.) Stay safe, take car & keep smiling, ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚




๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ’

Some nice news this morning to share. My wife's going to be a mummy any time now. Only her head left to wrap....It's loud and it's tasteless , I've not heard it before.

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

There ye go mate, rather avant-garde what.



Have a great day.
 
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