February 27th live footy on TV


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Afternoon Rip
@Dilligaf60 Good morning wherever you are.
I have just been reminded that Norweigan lasses feature in an episode of Auf Wiedersehen Pet,
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You wouldn't happen to know the Norweigan for "Can I get into your knickers"? (Sorry that's a line only for the @hank williams @Spam Javelin and @thamesvalleyman "clique"!!)

Anyway enough of my nonsense I have stuff to do, see you later maybe.
It’s: «Kan jeg komme i trusene på deg?» if you want it literally. «Jeg har lyst på deg» will probably work better in a bar
 
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Afternoon VHFC, hope you are well mate

Forget to say earlier, happy birthday to your daughter @Wandofaleftpeg hope she enjoys the day, 🎁🎉🎂, was my lads 17th 2 weeks ago, frightening how quickly they grow eh
Thanks stort, yeah scary,wish they didn't grow up😔
Afternoon ripper
 
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Morning Hank, morning everyone our game and God knows what else.

An old man goes into MacDonalds and places an order for one hamburger, fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"

"The Teeth"
Told wife and bairns this, absolutely loved it..top stuff !
 
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