Favourite Fools n Horses quotes?



Boycie - I may be able to con people into buying my cars , I may be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in 7 days flat, but how am I to explain to them that my grandfather was Louis Armstrong.

or

Rodney - I cant wait to fill in my next passport application form.
Mothers name, Joan Mavis Trotter.
Fathers name, Herp Albert and the Tijuana brass 😂
 
Grandad: You wanna be a bit careful Del Boy! A jokes a joke but you never know when to stop! What about that April Fool's day! You told me the pools had rung to say I'd won 'arf a million!

Del: Yeah that was a belter weren't it!

Grandad: Oh wonderful! But you could have least stopped me going up West with me pension money! It wasn't funny Del! I mean there I was, in a Soho nightclub drinking champagne, and I suddenly realised I didn't even do the bloody pools!
 

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