Favourite Auf Wiedersehen Pet moments?



Kevin Arnott's right boot said:
Sorry Hank, but it's time for a S4 quiz

1. Who employed the lads in Russia? Sergei Ribrov
2. Who was the previous owner of his piano? Shostakovich
3. What was the name of Oz's mate at the Russian embassy? Gus
4. Where had he worked with Oz before? Rotterdam
5. What was the name of Neville's cat? Tank
6. Why didn't Barry put his house on the market? It was structurally unsound following an eaarthquake in Dudley
7. Why was Oz originally turned down for the Cuba posting? His criminal record
8. What did Stuart tell the lads never to do? Leave the papers on the bloody plane
9. How far away did Gary Turnbull say Miami was? 90 miles
10. How could the lads get there on a weekend? Only if they stole a fishing boat
11. What did Neville say was on the cover of Hello magazine? Jerry Hall's new man
12. Who did Pru tell the lads to avoid? The Belgians
13. What book was Barry reading in Cuba? To Have and Have Not
14. Why didn't he read a book associated with Middlesbrough? There isn't any literature associated with Middlesbrough, only white papers on pollution
15. How many runs is a snake worth in Roadkill cricket? One
16. Wyman wore the same football shirt in Russia and in Cuba. Which shirt was it? Red England away shirt
17. Where did Chrissie say she had family? Jamaica
18. What ballet did Oz go to watch Ophelia in? The Sleeping Beauty
19. What sport did Gary say he prefers? Rugby League
20. Apart from Pru and Neville, who else auditioned for the Embassy Drama Society? Tina and Wyman
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Well nobody other than @gluepot wanted to have a go, so I, as returning officer, declare the winner is @gluepot
 
thamesvalleyman said:
What are your favourite scenes then Hank?

Hank's Top 10 AWP moments?
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Oz singing Merle haggard
Oz chinning big baz
Has that bastard given in yet Dennis
Barry crapping himself when magowan says he's going to put pfister on the hose pipe
Barry explanation of the walls of Jericho
The painting of the hut vote
Oz waking up,on the plane
Old couple finding them in the pool
Moxey singing get back whe the hut is on fire
Magowan nutting Neville
 
hank williams said:
Oz singing Merle haggard
Oz chinning big baz
Has that bastard given in yet Dennis
Barry crapping himself when magowan says he's going to put pfister on the hose pipe
Barry explanation of the walls of Jericho
The painting of the hut vote
Oz waking up,on the plane
Old couple finding them in the pool
Moxey singing get back whe the hut is on fire
Magowan nutting Neville
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Some gooduns there.

Kevin Arnott's right boot said:
You can read, where you come from?
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OK seen it now👍
 
Kevin Arnott's right boot said:
1. Alan
2. Enough for her needs, you know
3. Clive Armitage
4. Seahouses, Bamburgh Castle the Farne Islands. They'll have a whale of a time
5. Gin
6. It's a lot nicer than she imagined
7 Side of the face / doorway of the house depending what you mean by where
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“It’s a lot nicer than I imagined”. Dagmar getting a passive aggressive comment. I love how Dagmar eyed Vera up and down when they first met🤣

I know he said it was for the kids that he went home, but Dennis blatantly should have stayed in Germany with Dagmar.
 
Wise Man Says said:
Dennis blatantly should have stayed in Germany with Dagmar.
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It didn't work out well for Dennis with Vera. If he had stuck with Dagmar, he could still have met up with Barry for S2 with Dagmar in tow.
He could have taken her to the old Bier Keller (Hofbrauhaus) in Westgate Road, I can see her stood singing "Ein Prosit" on the table with 500 other drunks.
And she would have enjoyed / fitted in well with the lasses in Marbella.
Anyway Dagmar went on to better things, a few years later she was mixing with Superman. She went blonde an all.

Dagmar became LADY DARLINGTON
 
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Did Moxey wear one? He commented on Oz wearing one when they were talking about taking the videos back to England
hank williams said:
Connection tween moxey & Wayne was earrings
Both wore one in series 1
Only Wayne wore one in series 2

What did Barry order in the Chinese restroom

& what drinks did Wayne order
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And what the hell is a Chinese restroom ;)
Cantonese food - dumplings, the spicy beef is well tasty. Do you want that last prawn ball?
Two more lagers? Two more lagers please squire
 
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Kevin Arnott's right boot said:
Did Moxey wear one? He commented on Oz wearing one when they were talking about taking the videos back to England

And what the hell is a Chinese restroom ;)
Cantonese food - dumplings, the spicy beef is well tasty. Do you want that last prawn ball?
Two more lagers? Two more lagers please squire
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I got the earing question off the AWP Facebook page should've knan it was wrong

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Does Vicki appear topless in Scoop?
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@hank williams boyo it nearly be time for Bombers Quiz
@Kevin Arnott's right boot @thamesvalleyman @Spam Javelin bleeding mafia
BOMBER QUIZ
1 What is Bomber seen doing in the S1 intros?
2 When he said he was leaving Germany, where did he have a job lined up?
3. What drink affected his judgement the night he lost all his money playing poker?
4. How many kids did he have?
5. What kind of life did Patsy say he led in Germany?
6. What object was hanging on his hallway wall?
7. When he heard the lads were picking up a hitch-hiker, what did he say?
8. When Oz was on about importing porn, what did he say to Oz as the bricks dropped on his foot?
9. What sport was he reading about in the paper when he was laid up in bed with his bad foot?
10. What was the video he found in Oz's bag called?
11. What did he care more about than the quality of life?
12. In the S2 intro, what colour are his wrestling trunks?
13. Who does he deal with in the Battle of Thornely Manor?
14. Whose house did he stay at during his visit to Newcaxtle?
15. What title did he give to Oz and Wendy at Cannibals?
16. In S2, what colour/kind of jacket did he usually wear when having a a big night out?
17. When he was on look out duty, who arrived at the villa?
18. When Kenny Ames first visited the villa, what was the logo on his white t-shirt?
19. What did he say when he discovered Vicki was with Oz?
20. What was his last line in S2 (on Kenny's yacht)?
 
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gluepot said:
Does Vicki appear topless in Scoop?
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@hank williams boyo it nearly be time for Bombers Quiz
@Kevin Arnott's right boot @thamesvalleyman @Spam Javelin bleeding mafia
BOMBER QUIZ
1 What is Bomber seen doing in the S1 intros? Getting off the National Express bus
2 When he said he was leaving Germany, where did he have a job lined up? Back in UK
3. What drink affected his judgement the night he lost all his money playing poker? William Schnapps
4. How many kids did he have? 5
5. What kind of life did Patsy say he led in Germany? Life of Riley
6. What object was hanging on his hallway wall? A mirror
7. When he heard the lads were picking up a hitch-hiker, what did he say? No room unless it was a frauhlein
8. When Oz was on about importing porn, what did he say to Oz as the bricks dropped on his foot? I've got 5 kids, are you out of your mind?
9. What sport was he reading about in the paper when he was laid up in bed with his bad foot? Cricket
10. What was the video he found in Oz's bag called? Don't know
11. What did he care more about than the quality of life? Money
12. In the S2 intro, what colour are his wrestling trunks? Black
13. Who does he deal with in the Battle of Thornely Manor? Big Baz
14. Whose house did he stay at during his visit to Newcaxtle? Dennis's
15. What title did he give to Oz and Wendy at Cannibals? Couple of the year
16. In S2, what colour/kind of jacket did he usually wear when having a a big night out? Green
17. When he was on look out duty, who arrived at the villa? The local policeman
18. When Kenny Ames first visited the villa, what was the logo on his white t-shirt? Le shark
19. What did he say when he discovered Vicki was with Oz? Oz was a prince among men
20. What was his last line in S2 (on Kenny's yacht)? Don't know
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hank williams said:
What connects moxey & Wayne in series 1
Only Wayne in series 2
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They had an earring. (And Wyman in Series 3)
 
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gluepot said:
Does Vicki appear topless in Scoop?
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@hank williams boyo it nearly be time for Bombers Quiz
@Kevin Arnott's right boot @thamesvalleyman @Spam Javelin bleeding mafia
BOMBER QUIZ
1 What is Bomber seen doing in the S1 intros? Getting off a bus
2 When he said he was leaving Germany, where did he have a job lined up? Bristol. new by-pass
3. What drink affected his judgement the night he lost all his money playing poker? William Schnapps
4. How many kids did he have? 5 or 4, depending which series.
5. What kind of life did Patsy say he led in Germany? Life of riley
6. What object was hanging on his hallway wall? Mirror?
7. When he heard the lads were picking up a hitch-hiker, what did he say? It's a bloke. There's no room for a bloke. A Swedish girl maybe, we could fit her in. But not a bloke
8. When Oz was on about importing porn, what did he say to Oz as the bricks dropped on his foot? Aaarrrggghhh! :) You're off your bloody rocker boyo
9. What sport was he reading about in the paper when he was laid up in bed with his bad foot?
10. What was the video he found in Oz's bag called? Lesbian Lust
11. What did he care more about than the quality of life? Quality of beer
12. In the S2 intro, what colour are his wrestling trunks? Black
13. Who does he deal with in the Battle of Thornely Manor? Big Baz
14. Whose house did he stay at during his visit to Newcaxtle? Norma's
15. What title did he give to Oz and Wendy at Cannibals? Disco couple of the year
16. In S2, what colour/kind of jacket did he usually wear when having a a big night out? Blue blazer
17. When he was on look out duty, who arrived at the villa? Ally
18. When Kenny Ames first visited the villa, what was the logo on his white t-shirt? Britain is great
19. What did he say when he discovered Vicki was with Oz? Well, this is a turn up for the books. Followed by "Oz, he's a prince among men"
20. What was his last line in S2 (on Kenny's yacht)? Well, there must be some work in North Africa
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