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As I've some some time on my hands at Hong Kong, here are a few Wayne related questions that I didn't get round to doing a couple of weeks back.

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What was Wayne's reply when Ingrid asked him what he would be doing if you were now in London?

What did Wayne do when his brother in law died?

What was the story when Wayne pulled the girl at the Post Office?

Why didn't Wayne go fishing with the lads in Series 1.

What do the girls in Marbella expect you to wear?

What did Wayne say that Moxey was always doing?

What did Wayne say to Oz, Neville and Dennis when he overtook them on the autobahn after they broke down?

What did Wayne say to Neville at the airport before the lads flew to Spain?

How much did Wayne give Brenda for the phone when he called his wife in Germany?

What did Wayne use for listening to his music?

What did Wayne say to Barry and Moxey when they were planting seeds outside the hut?
 
he'd be on the dole
Laugh he nearly bought his own beer
he didn't like the countryside so why should he go naffing fishing
snake or crocodile on your tit
Insulting the bloody porcelain
see you in church
something bout the totty he could pull before they land
£20
Walkman
He hadn't had a decent bob hope sInce he'd been in Germany
 
Hi TVM hope all is well on your travels, no delays etc.
Will answer fast before Keven arrives, so off the top of me head...

What was Wayne's reply when Ingrid asked him what he would be doing if you were now in London? ON THE DOLE - THATCHERS BRITAIN

What did Wayne do when his brother in law died? PASS

What was the story when Wayne pulled the girl at the Post Office? ROUND TO HERS THEN WALLOP

Why didn't Wayne go fishing with the lads in Series 1. DATE WITH THE LASS AT THE POST OFFICE

What do the girls in Marbella expect you to wear? PASS

What did Wayne say that Moxey was always doing? MAKING TEA

What did Wayne say to Oz, Neville and Dennis when he overtook them on the autobahn after they broke down? WHATS THE WORD, SORRY NO SPARE ROOM

What did Wayne say to Neville at the airport before the lads flew to Spain? GET IT LOCKED OFF SON

How much did Wayne give Brenda for the phone when he called his wife in Germany? 50 NOTES

What did Wayne use for listening to his music? WALKMAN

What did Wayne say to Barry and Moxey when they were planting seeds outside the hut? ARE YOU GROWING CANNABIS?

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gluepot said:
Hi TVM hope all is well on your travels, no delays etc.
Will answer fast before Keven arrives, so off the top of me head...

What was Wayne's reply when Ingrid asked him what he would be doing if you were now in London? ON THE DOLE - THATCHERS BRITAIN

What did Wayne do when his brother in law died? PASS

What was the story when Wayne pulled the girl at the Post Office? ROUND TO HERS THEN WALLOP

Why didn't Wayne go fishing with the lads in Series 1. DATE WITH THE LASS AT THE POST OFFICE

What do the girls in Marbella expect you to wear? PASS

What did Wayne say that Moxey was always doing? MAKING TEA

What did Wayne say to Oz, Neville and Dennis when he overtook them on the autobahn after they broke down? WHATS THE WORD, SORRY NO SPARE ROOM

What did Wayne say to Neville at the airport before the lads flew to Spain? GET IT LOCKED OFF SON

How much did Wayne give Brenda for the phone when he called his wife in Germany? 50 NOTES

What did Wayne use for listening to his music? WALKMAN

What did Wayne say to Barry and Moxey when they were planting seeds outside the hut? ARE YOU GROWING CANNABIS?

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Not liking your post cause you mention that evil cow in your post
 
I was just rewatching the scene where Wayne gives Brenda the money. Can't hear/see how much he gave her, how much was it??
Anyway it is a brilliant scene, Wayne digging himself into a hole.
Wayne - Basically I want every woman there is in the world, present company excluded of course.
Brenda - Oh thanks very much!
Wayne - Oh no no no. not that I don't find you attractive..I..I mean .. I wouldn't do it with a mate's bird, no no..not that i wouldn't want to ..oh..I mean with a mate's..you're very..
 
thamesvalleyman said:
As I've some some time on my hands at Hong Kong, here are a few Wayne related questions that I didn't get round to doing a couple of weeks back.

@Spam Javelin
@hank williams
@gluepot


What was Wayne's reply when Ingrid asked him what he would be doing if you were now in London?
Working or on the dole

What did Wayne do when his brother in law died?
Nearly bought my own beer

What was the story when Wayne pulled the girl at the Post Office?
Some old ratbag with an air freight to Canada

Why didn't Wayne go fishing with the lads in Series 1.
Didn’t like the countryside or fishing so why would I go naffing fishing in the naffing countryside

What do the girls in Marbella expect you to wear?
An alligator on your left tit

What did Wayne say that Moxey was always doing?
Insulting the porcelain

What did Wayne say to Oz, Neville and Dennis when he overtook them on the autobahn after they broke down?
I’d give you a lift but there’s not enough room for the 3 of you. See you in church

What did Wayne say to Neville at the airport before the lads flew to Spain?
We’ll be well knocked off before we’ve even landed son.

How much did Wayne give Brenda for the phone when he called his wife in Germany?
£20

What did Wayne use for listening to his music?
Sony Walkman

What did Wayne say to Barry and Moxey when they were planting seeds outside the hut?
Who died during the night.
Put me down for a sprig of the old Bob hope, I haven’t had a decent smoke since I’ve been out here.
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Honestly I haven’t checked anyone else’s answers mate 👍
 
Happy birthday @gluepot here's a birthday quiz for you, @hank williams @Kevin Arnott's right boot @Spam Javelin

1. What was the date of the 1st ever episode?

2. What food did Barry ask Wayne if he could eat at their late night Chinese meal?

3. Who told Hazel that Barry had been breathalysed?

4. What was the name of Neville's friend whose house that he went to?

5. Who said "Someone should throw that lot out?"

6. When Oz went back to Gateshead on the charter plane after the Standard Liehe game, another gadgie had stayed the night with Marjorie and left his tie behind. What colour was the tie?

7. Who was in this conversation... "who' he?" "He's one of the drawbacks".

8. Who said "but there are compensations" and why?

9. Oz, Barry and Moxey were in on the porn making scheme. What video did Bomber find in Oz's locker?

10. When Wayne, Moxey, Oz and Bomber were going out to rhe village, what wete their plans for the evening?
 
1. What was the date of the 1st ever episode? 8/11/83 (you mentioned the anniversary about 2 weeks ago)

2. What food did Barry ask Wayne if he could eat at their late night Chinese meal? Chow mein?

3. Who told Hazel that Barry had been breathalysed? Wayne

4. What was the name of Neville's friend whose house that he went to? Pass EDIT now see from Hanks it was Helmut - thought you meant someone in England DOH

5. Who said "Someone should throw that lot out?" Mr Treadaway in the Cross Keys

6. When Oz went back to Gateshead on the charter plane after the Standard Liehe game, another gadgie had stayed the night with Marjorie and left his tie behind. What colour was the tie? Yellow/gold

7. Who was in this conversation... "who' he?" "He's one of the drawbacks". OZ (to the SAFC fan) EDIT (Dennis said that OZ was the drawback to the SAFC fans)

8. Who said "but there are compensations" and why? Oz, away from the missus, think this was in the taxi from the airport

9. Oz, Barry and Moxey were in on the porn making scheme. What video did Bomber find in Oz's locker? Lesbian Lust

10. When Wayne, Moxey, Oz and Bomber were going out to rhe village, what wete their plans for the evening? The triple - Pub/Club/Curry

I need to watch it all again!!!! Parkinson-esque. Thanks TVM all the same
 
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thamesvalleyman said:
Happy birthday @gluepot here's a birthday quiz for you, @hank williams @Kevin Arnott's right boot @Spam Javelin

1. What was the date of the 1st ever episode? 20th November 1983

2. What food did Barry ask Wayne if he could eat at their late night Chinese meal?
Prawn ball

3. Who told Hazel that Barry had been breathalysed?
Moxy

4. What was the name of Neville's friend whose house that he went to?
Helmut

5. Who said "Someone should throw that lot out?"
Posh bloke in The Cross Keys bar

6. When Oz went back to Gateshead on the charter plane after the Standard Liehe game, another gadgie had stayed the night with Marjorie and left his tie behind. What colour was the tie?
Cream

7. Who was in this conversation... "who' he?" "He's one of the drawbacks".
Dennis & the 2 Sunderland fans in Liege

8. Who said "but there are compensations" and why?
Ally, when Kenny’s lass dives in the pool in her bikini.

9. Oz, Barry and Moxey were in on the porn making scheme. What video did Bomber find in Oz's locker?
Lesbian lust

10. When Wayne, Moxey, Oz and Bomber were going out to rhe village, what wete their plans for the evening?
Pub, nightclub , brothel, curry (the classic quartet.
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