longtimelurker
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You sound like a nightmare customer!
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You sound like a nightmare customer!
Full madone?
Just treat yourself to a proper burger and chips and don't get hung up on the price, tightwad.
So you prefer five guys too? Given its 8.50 for burger and chips at fat hippo and 9.90 at five guys
AndrewP
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Hippo burgers are 8oz vs 6oz at 5 guys.
so hippo are the cheapy place while five guys are the luxury option
AndrewP
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It would appear that way, despite hippo offering table service and being far superior all round.
He's a fat f***ing moron mate, don't waste your breath, he won't be as he's no doubt gasping from the effort of typing with his git huge sausage mits.
longtimelurker
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Check the queues chaps, if you don't believe your taste buds, the queue sizes say it all.
If he loves gobbling 5 guys who are we to argue?
longtimelurker
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I am sure we usually get on... I am on me phone, sausage fingers typing away happily on the tiny keyboard.
Gan and throw ya shit at someone who cares!
@Frijj to the pink courtesy phone
The queue will be massive when it's full of behemoths like you.Check the queues chaps, if you don't believe your taste buds, the queue sizes say it all.
TBH I like both both but I prefer five guys to just pop in. I feel a burger should be something you should be able to pick up in one hand and take stonking great bites out of without having to carefully remove well blanced onion rings, salad bits of chorizo and whatnot.
Fat hippo I'll sometimes go to the one near theatre royal but thats instead of a sitty down meal somewhere else like panis where ive got a load of time.
Despite both being grilled leftover beef in a bun i dont really see them as comparable, just me though.
I am on me phone, sausage fingers typing away happily on the tiny keyboard.
Gan and throw ya shit at someone who cares!
@Frijj to the pink courtesy phone
You're not usually as spectacularly wrong as this.
AndrewP
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Check the queues chaps, if you don't believe your taste buds, the queue sizes say it all.
Queues were huge when it first opened, seems have have settled down. It's mental how much money they must make though for something that must cost them about £1.50 to make.
you could order one without onion rings and that. Each to their own I suppose and depends on what you want, I feel like 5 guys is like a trip to mcdonalds but with a decent burger.
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longtimelurker
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Peniless scum like you can rake around in the ashtray to find the extra needed over your slop, to dine with the elite.
One day, mate. One day.The once a year scratters cannot budget for such a delicacy, so they go to all of these outdated, cheapo shit holes where they supply plates and have secret menus etc, mate.
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AndrewP
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Do they? That sounds boring.
longtimelurker
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Doesn't it? Give me a paper cup and a tinfoil wrapped burger whilst seated at a shite table and rock hard chair, any day.
I don't even think the place has a shitter?
I'll stick to my table service and leaving a tip mate. Bottomless fizzy pop and huge portions of chips do nowt for a cosmopolitan chap such as myself. Walking to and from the pop machine is probably the most exercise people like you get.Peniless scum like you can rake around in the ashtray to find the extra needed over your slop, to dine with the elite.
The once a year scratters cannot budget for such a delicacy, so they go to all of these outdated, cheapo shit holes where they supply plates and have secret menus etc, mate.
Newcastle one is spot on. Not so much the Jesmond one. Deep fried gherkins oh yes
longtimelurker
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The option is there to leave a tip when you get your change. When laying out 16 quid on heaven in a bun, what's another 4 quid?
I do try and park on level 3 in the yellow multistorey, like.
If you watch the cinema times you can get right by the door.
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