Farting with ear/headphones in

[WildTurkey]

Can you always detect the volume or vibration?

I’m always quite confident but think I’ve just been caught

 

[dom]

"It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It's the rich what gets the pleasure,
Isn't it a blooming shame?"

 

[Joe Public]

If a man farts in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, did it happen?

 

[Northern_chappy]

If a man farts in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, did it happen?

Surely the man doing the farting heard it.

 

[MackemBob]

Surely the man doing the farting heard it.

He had headphones in

 

[Lipso]

Surely the man doing the farting heard it.

What if it’s an airer?

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

If a man farts in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, is it still funny?

tidied

 

[mini-x2]

I did it on a sunlounger round the pool on holiday last year. The looks of disgust still stay with me.

 

[Boinger]

I did it on a sunlounger round the pool on holiday last year. The looks of disgust still stay with me.

You are my new hero.

 

[mini-x2]

You are my new hero.

I had my headphones in, half asleep, blissed out in the sun. Must’ve thought I was still in bed

 

[Boinger]

I had my headphones in, half asleep, blissed out in the sun. Must’ve thought I was still in bed

 

[Dark Traveller]

Bent over at work to lift a heavy box.... coughing loudly to mask the sound didn’t help

A room full of noisy chatting women, who never listen to anything I usually say, but they all heard that!

 

[KeefBeer]

My gran used to have the TV on full volume in order to hear it, would fart outrageously loud thinking it was a quite one. We used to piss ourselves laughing when kids.