Farting Passenger Causes Fight On A Plane

[RossTheNinja]

Farting Passenger Causes Fight, Emergency Landing in Vienna

A Transavia flight from Dubai to Amsterdam’s Schipol airport was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna on February 11, after a fight broke out because a passenger refused to stop passing gas.

Anyone off here?

Your best puns please, SMB

 

[nelford_safc]

Not a joke but the caravan aircraft at Peterlee isn’t pressurised and the smell of a wet fart at 15,000ft is not of this earth.

 

[HABA87]

Did they Schiphol over their seat?

 

[The Lambton Worm]

Once I had a fahrt, and it wasn't gas
Followed through, all over my arse.

 

[RJs shoes]

You are the wind beneath my wings

Maybe not.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Farting Passenger Causes Fight, Emergency Landing in Vienna



Anyone off here?

Your best puns please, SMB

Flying Dutch Oven

 

[The Exile]

Emergency State Poo.

 

[becs]

It wasn't me.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Story's been blown all out of proportion.

 

[Spot]

wasn't me it was George

 

[ivanthereasonable]

 

[Keawyeds]

All that change in air pressure, buggers around with your gut.
I liked the announcement on the plane on Family Guy

"You may now unbuckle your seat belts and let the fart festival begin!"

 

[Space Hopper]

Success is like a fart.

It only bothers people when it's not their own.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

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