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does he know owt about electrics/central locking ?? if so send him over
You came on here to ask about central locking you attention seeking prick.Central locking is a specialist profession.If i needed a specialist in central locking i would just get the fuck on with it and not ask advice on a forum.God forbid when your car need's an oil check.Shall i send wor Harvey over to do it for you?
anyone know of a/some decent forums online
ive got a couple of pain in the arse problems and want to ask about rather than pay some bandit garage for something that maybe a pieice of piss to sort out
beamers are shit and have so many stupid piss poor problems.It's a poor man's Merc.I could probably tell you what the problem is myself but i really don't want to.Go to any back street garage and they will tell you that you are a stupid twat for buying a modern beamer in the first place.I'd rather own an old shaped Vectra anyday than a muggy stupid beamer.That is unless you're just trying to impress us by saying you own a beamer.
You obviously don't have a f***ing clue about cars if you feel the need to ask for help on a tinternet forum.
You came on here to ask about central locking you attention seeking prick.Central locking is a specialist profession.If i needed a specialist in central locking i would just get the fuck on with it and not ask advice on a forum.God forbid when your car need's an oil check.Shall i send wor Harvey over to do it for you?
So you think people on here know how to sort out central locking problems on a beamer just like that.Inbox me next time you need air in your tyre's as it's obvious you're not capable of doing jack shit yourself.
just stick cherished plates on it, that'll sort it out...
So you think people on here know how to sort out central locking problems on a beamer just like that.Inbox me next time you need air in your tyre's as it's obvious you're not capable of doing jack shit yourself.
cherished plate's are so last year you boring cu.nt.
cherished plate's are so last year you boring cu.nt.
Stella?
Snakebite?
Vodka?
Own up marra what ya been drinking
no i fuckin didnt you mug, read the OP:roll::roll:
i asked if anyone knew any bmw forums where i could ask
comprehension not your strong point mate
IF i had started a thread about my private/cherished* number plate some would say that was attention seeking. FACT
* not that ive got one like
are you pissed:-D
possessive plurals keith. there's probably a forum out there or your ten year old can show you how to use them.
what's wrong with this keith gadgy? is he on the rags or summat
calm down mate
No you didn't you lying prick.You asked the forum because you had a couple of pain in the arse problems.The only problem you've mentioned is a central locking one.Have you checked the batteries in your key fob.Why don't you just get out in the real world and ask a real Mechanic like any normal bloke does because asking cost's fuck all.Some of just know what to do and some of us have to come on tinternet forums and ask what to do.That my friend is the difference between me and you.
anyone know of a/some decent forums online
ive got a couple of pain in the arse problems and want to ask about rather than pay some bandit garage for something that maybe a pieice of piss to sort out
As someone has said www.bmwland.co.uk is probably the best all rounder.
Couple of others for more specific:
http://www.babybmw.net/forum/index.php
http://forum.bmw5.co.uk
http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e34-m5-discussion/
There's plenty of people out there who don't use their indicator anymore other than to hang a xmas tree scent on! VW drives especially...
That's 2 boring shit joke's you've tried to crack in here without even the slightest snigger.Turn it in you boring prick.
No he is a mag who claimed he had a couple of problems but only came up with one.My guess is he just wanted us all to know he drives a BMW.Thing is if anything goes wrong with my car i get out and do something about it like any normal person does.
What does it matter if he drives a beamer, I have one too and they are hardly Aston Martins ffs