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keith.safc

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does he know owt about electrics/central locking ?? if so send him over ;)
You came on here to ask about central locking you attention seeking prick.Central locking is a specialist profession.If i needed a specialist in central locking i would just get the fuck on with it and not ask advice on a forum.God forbid when your car need's an oil check.Shall i send wor Harvey over to do it for you?
 
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laudermakem2008

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You came on here to ask about central locking you attention seeking prick.Central locking is a specialist profession.If i needed a specialist in central locking i would just get the fuck on with it and not ask advice on a forum.God forbid when your car need's an oil check.Shall i send wor Harvey over to do it for you?
:lol::lol::lol:

Jesus christ. WTF is up with you tonight? Calm the fuck down! :eek:
 
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keith.safc

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anyone know of a/some decent forums online

ive got a couple of pain in the arse problems and want to ask about rather than pay some bandit garage for something that maybe a pieice of piss to sort out
So you think people on here know how to sort out central locking problems on a beamer just like that.Inbox me next time you need air in your tyre's as it's obvious you're not capable of doing jack shit yourself.
 

j.w

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beamers are shit and have so many stupid piss poor problems.It's a poor man's Merc.I could probably tell you what the problem is myself but i really don't want to.Go to any back street garage and they will tell you that you are a stupid twat for buying a modern beamer in the first place.I'd rather own an old shaped Vectra anyday than a muggy stupid beamer.That is unless you're just trying to impress us by saying you own a beamer.

You obviously don't have a fucking clue about cars if you feel the need to ask for help on a tinternet forum.
Mercs are for old gadgys
 
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ghost of shinton

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You came on here to ask about central locking you attention seeking prick.Central locking is a specialist profession.If i needed a specialist in central locking i would just get the fuck on with it and not ask advice on a forum.God forbid when your car need's an oil check.Shall i send wor Harvey over to do it for you?
no i fuckin didnt you mug, read the OP:roll::roll:

i asked if anyone knew any bmw forums where i could ask

comprehension not your strong point mate

IF i had started a thread about my private/cherished* number plate some would say that was attention seeking. FACT;)


* not that ive got one like

So you think people on here know how to sort out central locking problems on a beamer just like that.Inbox me next time you need air in your tyre's as it's obvious you're not capable of doing jack shit yourself.

are you pissed:-D
 

elder

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So you think people on here know how to sort out central locking problems on a beamer just like that.Inbox me next time you need air in your tyre's as it's obvious you're not capable of doing jack shit yourself.
will you just blow into them...?
 
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keith.safc

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no i fuckin didnt you mug, read the OP:roll::roll:

i asked if anyone knew any bmw forums where i could ask

comprehension not your strong point mate

IF i had started a thread about my private/cherished* number plate some would say that was attention seeking. FACT;)


* not that ive got one like




are you pissed:-D
No you didn't you lying prick.You asked the forum because you had a couple of pain in the arse problems.The only problem you've mentioned is a central locking one.Have you checked the batteries in your key fob.Why don't you just get out in the real world and ask a real Mechanic like any normal bloke does because asking cost's fuck all.Some of just know what to do and some of us have to come on tinternet forums and ask what to do.That my friend is the difference between me and you.
 
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keith.safc

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possessive plurals keith. there's probably a forum out there or your ten year old can show you how to use them.
That's 2 boring shit joke's you've tried to crack in here without even the slightest snigger.Turn it in you boring prick.

what's wrong with this keith gadgy? is he on the rags or summat:eek::eek:

calm down mate
No he is a mag who claimed he had a couple of problems but only came up with one.My guess is he just wanted us all to know he drives a BMW.Thing is if anything goes wrong with my car i get out and do something about it like any normal person does.
 
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There are mechanics who post on this forum you know :roll::lol::lol:
 
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ghost of shinton

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No you didn't you lying prick.You asked the forum because you had a couple of pain in the arse problems.The only problem you've mentioned is a central locking one.Have you checked the batteries in your key fob.Why don't you just get out in the real world and ask a real Mechanic like any normal bloke does because asking cost's fuck all.Some of just know what to do and some of us have to come on tinternet forums and ask what to do.That my friend is the difference between me and you.
jesus christ:eek: i dont know why im bothering but below is the OP clearly asking if anyone knows of a bmw forum(s) where i could ask perhaps you misread it, either way not sure wtf your problem is with me asking but i wont expect an apology;)

anyone know of a/some decent forums online

ive got a couple of pain in the arse problems and want to ask about rather than pay some bandit garage for something that maybe a pieice of piss to sort out
As someone has said www.bmwland.co.uk is probably the best all rounder.

Couple of others for more specific:

http://www.babybmw.net/forum/index.php

http://forum.bmw5.co.uk

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e34-m5-discussion/

There's plenty of people out there who don't use their indicator anymore other than to hang a xmas tree scent on! VW drives especially...
cheers mate:cool:

i guess your another llying prick spastic mug beemer driver who has to rely on asking questions on forums to try and solve problems himself rather than pay someone over the odds to do it for you;)

EDIT sadly its not an M5
 
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j.w

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That's 2 boring shit joke's you've tried to crack in here without even the slightest snigger.Turn it in you boring prick.



No he is a mag who claimed he had a couple of problems but only came up with one.My guess is he just wanted us all to know he drives a BMW.Thing is if anything goes wrong with my car i get out and do something about it like any normal person does.
What does it matter if he drives a beamer, I have one too and they are hardly Aston Martins ffs :lol:
 
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keith.safc

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You said you had a couple of pain in the arse problems.You mentioned one concerning your central locking so i suggested you change the batteries.What exactly is your 2nd pain in the arse problem apart from tyre pressure or oil status?? you are either an attention seeking mag or a complete and utter fucking clueless cu.nt when it comes to cars

What does it matter if he drives a beamer, I have one too and they are hardly Aston Martins ffs :lol:
difference is this stupid mag **** can't even check the oil level.I'm waiting for him to ask for a forum to make a woman cum on a regular basis.
 
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