Life's A Pitch
Striker
Take it down ya local Toby Carvery for a right good slap up dinner.
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A REAL FALSE WIDOWHis wife is a REAL WIDOW now.
“Pheromones? Nah, I can get that. Someone pissed in me pocket at Villa Park one year, ah was furious.”"'False Widow Spiders use alarm pheromones to warn their buddies about nearby dangers,' warn experts.
These chemicals are secreted by some of the group when they think they are in danger, like if the nest is disturbed or one of them is killed.
'If the nest is disturbed, guard spiders will send out these guard molecules to rally the troops,' she says.
The rest of the False Widows react to the pheromones by swarming out of the nest and attacking the intruder."
RIP
You do realise spiders eat the flies that land in your gob and crawl about in your ears during the night while you're sleeping? He'd have provided a great service given the chance and taken dozens, nay hundreds of the little bastards out.
You do realise spiders eat the flies that land in your gob and crawl about in your ears during the night while you're sleeping? He'd have provided a great service given the chance and taken dozens, nay hundreds of the little bastards out.
Rip fella....
I am comfortable with my actions.Poor spider. I hope your house gets infested with flies
I am comfortable with my actions.
BITEY SPIDERS MAN!!
Aye they could have a leg eachTake it down ya local Toby Carvery for a right good slap up dinner.
Then it will shout for its friends. Nee chance.Just leave it in the glass and stand it outside in the sun for a few hours.
No one will buy it man, it's infested with bitey spiders.Just found another one in the back garden.
Smaller than the original one. Must have been one of her babies.
The fuckers are after me now.
I’ve put the house on the market just in case.
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AW FUCK.Mating season is May to July so its unlikely there'll be any egg coccoons anywhere yet, particularly given how poor the weather has been until this week.