Fakeaways

[Some Random Guy]

If net migration is reduced to the targeted levels we will need baby machines like her to maintain our oldies.

We need a completely new way of dealing with oldies.

I choose soylent green.

 

[Pop]

We need a completely new way of dealing with oldies.

I choose soylent green.

I choose a Running Man type scenario.

 

[FishburnMackem]

Socially irresponsible bellends. 8 f***ing kids... It's not the Victorian age FFS.
No need at all.

I bet they use plastic straws anorl

 

[Keawyeds]

I bet they use plastic straws anorl

If they don't use bags for life, they should be strung up.
Monsters

 

[Some Random Guy]

I choose a Running Man type scenario.

There are that many oldies I think we could both get our preferred options and still have an abundance of them.

 

[Junior Birdman]

I’m on about 3250 calories per day at the moment and spend about £50 per week feeding myself.

I eat loads of bananas, drink bottles of lucozade & have those packs of 5 cookies you get from the supermarket for £1.

The rest is mainly micro meals or packaged oven meals like Shepard’s pies etc.

Shocking really. Get a decent meal once per week for Sunday lunch!

I can feel a new TV show starting here!