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Reet, I'm not happy. Why the fuck do absolute cretins post crap on their wall like: 90% of people won't re-post this, but do you think it's wrong that soldiers get paid less than footballers? They risk their lives for us, yet only receive £15,000 a year. Will you be brave enough to post it?

Fuck off.

And: it's autism awareness week, most people won't re-post this. Will you?

Fuck off.

Tell you what, fuck off. What's worse is that's its my absolute freak of a cousin who posts them constantly and I can't delete her. The skank is a dick as well.
 
Reet, I'm not happy. Why the fuck do absolute cretins post crap on their wall like: 90% of people won't re-post this, but do you think it's wrong that soldiers get paid less than footballers? They risk their lives for us, yet only receive £15,000 a year. Will you be brave enough to post it?

Fuck off.

And: it's autism awareness week, most people won't re-post this. Will you?

Fuck off.

Tell you what, fuck off. What's worse is that's its my absolute freak of a cousin who posts them constantly and I can't delete her. The skank is a dick as well.

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Why can't you delete her?

It's aload of f***ing shit anyway. Just don't go on the thing.
 
Richard Lionheart said:
Why can't you delete her?

It's aload of f***ing shit anyway. Just don't go on the thing.

Well I could, but I feel shocking. Saying that I dinnit like her anyway.
 
Reet, I'm not happy. Why the fuck do absolute cretins post crap on their wall like: 90% of people won't re-post this, but do you think it's wrong that soldiers get paid less than footballers? They risk their lives for us, yet only receive £15,000 a year. Will you be brave enough to post it?

Fuck off.

And: it's autism awareness week, most people won't re-post this. Will you?

Fuck off.

Tell you what, fuck off. What's worse is that's its my absolute freak of a cousin who posts them constantly and I can't delete her. The skank is a dick as well.
As soon as I see any bollocks like this I delete the person. I've pretty much halfed my friend list in the past few weeks.
 
Copy this and post it in your status if you know someone, or even know someone that knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you have heard of someone that doesn't know anyone then please still copy this. It's important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥... for fucks sake don't forget the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥
 
Reet, I'm not happy. Why the fuck do absolute cretins post crap on their wall like: 90% of people won't re-post this, but do you think it's wrong that soldiers get paid less than footballers? They risk their lives for us, yet only receive £15,000 a year. Will you be brave enough to post it?

Fuck off.

And: it's autism awareness week, most people won't re-post this. Will you?

Fuck off.

Tell you what, fuck off. What's worse is that's its my absolute freak of a cousin who posts them constantly and I can't delete her. The skank is a dick as well.

Hate stuff like this, I also have quite a few relatives who insisit on posting stuff like this.
 
I don't understand why people stick with facebook if they hate it so much. I managed about 6 months before realising I didn't give a flying fuck what people were watching on tv/having for dinner/reading to their baby and so closed my account.
 
iamschnitzel said:
I don't understand why people stick with facebook if they hate it so much. I managed about 6 months before realising I didn't give a flying fuck what people were watching on tv/having for dinner/reading to their baby and so closed my account.

I don't hate it, I dislike her. My mates aren't serial shit posters so I think it's decent. It's just her, the bitch.
 
I don't understand why people stick with facebook if they hate it so much. I managed about 6 months before realising I didn't give a flying fuck what people were watching on tv/having for dinner/reading to their baby and so closed my account.

To be nosey.

That and Daddyo and Deggsy put links up to loads youtube music videos.
 
Copy this and post it in your status if you know someone, or even know someone that knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you have heard of someone that doesn't know anyone then please still copy this. It's important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥... for fucks sake don't forget the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥

:lol:
 
To be nosey.

That is exactly it. Fuckin sad bastards lookin up other peoples pics who they barely even know. It's pitiful. I'm ashamed to say my lass (no pics) is guilty of this.
 
Its full of perverts. If your girlfriend is using Facebook and is quite attractive she will have been receiving dirty messages, chatting to ex boyfriends and flaunting herself about.

Its more harmful than alcohol when it comes to relationships.
 
90% of people who read this thread will either agree or disagree with it. I bet you dare not cut and paste this and repost this as your status. Those that do will be given rewards beyond their wildest dreams. Those that dont will be rogered senssless by Mandingo.
 
We could easily solve this problem by paying soldiers in excess of 50 grand a week. Of course, we'd have to sell the exclusive broadcast rights to the war to Sky and ensure that officers stopped half way through the wars to give live interviews and have most of the combat on a Sunday afternoon with lots of action replays.
 
Reet, I'm not happy. Why the fuck do absolute cretins post crap on their wall like: 90% of people won't re-post this, but do you think it's wrong that soldiers get paid less than footballers? They risk their lives for us, yet only receive £15,000 a year. Will you be brave enough to post it?

Fuck off.

And: it's autism awareness week, most people won't re-post this. Will you?

Fuck off.

Tell you what, fuck off. What's worse is that's its my absolute freak of a cousin who posts them constantly and I can't delete her. The skank is a dick as well.

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As it happens, I think it's very wrong the amount soldiers get paid. Unfortunately, football is a market place.
 
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