Exes

[tunstall birdman]

One phone call , turn the tears on.

Saved £20 on a taxi.

Job done.

He should have shone a torch on her tear drops and if they did not sparkle, then they would have been false tears. Only tears full of emotion sparkle.
At that point a foot on her arse and a shove out of the car door would have been the appropriate course of action to take.

 

[Caer_Urfa]

She will be turning up to her Ugly Face Anonymous group tomorra night, taking her mask off and telling all others in the group how she mugged you off to fuck by getting a free ride yem.

 

[joemcdokes]

My ex texted me yesterday, “Wish you were here.”

She does that every time she walks through a cemetery.

Did she love you rattling her against the gravestones?

 

[Fred Secrets]

You should be picking bits of her scabby face out of your pubes this morning you wasteful tit.

Who's this smooth talking bastard? ^^^^

 

[houst69]

I hadn't talked to my ex (no) in two months bar the hello when I see her out in town, yet last night at about 1 she rang me asking for me to pick her up, crying and being upset, I also knew via her mam, who is a close family friend, that she was currently having an allergic reaction on on her face and couldn't turn into her work at a make up counter for two weeks, so was epressed, so me being an idiot felt canny sorry for her.

Anyway picked her up, for hers mam's sake I couldn't leave her sobbing on some street in town, have to say probably one of the weirdest experiences of my life.

Watching her be upset and try it on with me the entire way to dropping her off at hers, I didn't feel like I should let her try anything like that with me, and I mostly just felt sorry for her. I know what I did was stupid but it was sort of affirming seeing her in such a state, and not really feeling anything, really put it into perspective that maybe I was actually doing canny well out of the break up.

Anyway just thought I'd post that on here because if I told any of me mates they'd undoubtedly rip the piss out of me for it

Did you shag her?

 

[richyrich]

I would've let her use me as a human dildo or something, at least get me money's worth. 1am! The fuck you think this is a taxi service?

 

[Al Bundy]

Thought when I saw the thread title “This could be brutal”.
And I was right

 

[JL1985]

You should be picking bits of her scabby face out of your pubes this morning you wasteful tit.

Shakespeare would be proud of that sentence.

 

[the boot]

I have to say, that’s a very strange response.

In what way kev.

 

[Fred Secrets]

I would've let her use me as a human dildo or something, at least get me money's worth. 1am! The fuck you think this is a taxi service?

 

[Kevj]

In what way kev.

I may have this the wrong way, but the Tomatoe/ tomarto implies it’s two polar opinions of a particular subject. Considering he said, that sounds a bit rapey......

I’m happy to be told I’ve got the wrong end of the stick on this.

 

[luvulongtime]

working on a makeup counter you'd have thought she'd be able to cover up a spotty dish tbh

 

[Archbishop 22]

working on a makeup counter you'd have thought she'd be able to cover up a spotty dish tbh

Paper bag?

 

[the boot]

I may have this the wrong way, but the Tomatoe/ tomarto implies it’s two polar opinions of a particular subject. Considering he said, that sounds a bit rapey......

I’m happy to be told I’ve got the wrong end of the stick on this.

He said it sounds like rape or am
I reading it wrong.

To which I replied tomatoe/tomarto
Meaning it dosny matter what he thinks it sounds like. The comment was quite clear that I had made.

 

[royaldragon]

Is this her?

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[peil]

Is this her?

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f***ing hell, I'd be devastated if my ballbag looked like that never mind my face

 

[D.A]

Didn't happen.

 

[Goat Eyes]

working on a makeup counter you'd have thought she'd be able to cover up a spotty dish tbh

She hasn’t been in for a fortnight though.

 

[yorkyexile]

aye her mother says its an allergic reaction, she didnt tell the op it was due to her coming home like a plasterers radio every night since she`s been single.

 

[Rotten Johnny]

Only good thing about ex'es is finding their profile on Facebook etc, seeing what they look like now and thinking to yourself, Thank fuck I knobbed you 20-odd years ago when you were at least worth a shag.