Everything wrong with the world #11,314

[Lukas73]

sure, we’ll pick up the bill fatty......

World’s former fattest man says he's moving back to UK to claim benefits

 

[The Exile]

Girlfriend's surname was rather unfortunate.

 

[becs]

He's got a lot on his plate like.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

The Sun

 

[hypersonic]

He's got a lot on his plate like.

As if he has time for plates.

 

[Lukas73]

Girlfriend's surname was rather unfortunate.

my first thought

 

[jackynutmeg]

f***ing hell....wouldnt want to be sitting next to him on the plane

 

[Local Lad]

Surprisingly the sun pick a headline which aims to cause outrage.

Im guess 'British citizen living in America needs to move back to UK to save his life' wouldn't sell as many papers

 

[jayjaysafc]

Girlfriend's surname was rather unfortunate.

What is it?
I'm not clicking on the sun link

 

[jackynutmeg]

Surprisingly the sun pick a headline which aims to cause outrage.

Im guess 'British citizen living in America needs to move back to UK to save his life' wouldn't sell as many papers

that would be wrong though.....he needs to stop f***ing eating to save his life

 

[Rickety Cricket]

What is it?
I'm not clicking on the sun link

Mountain.

 

[Boz33]

Surely the fat fuck could have just booked a flight and returned home not sure why he needed to tell the sun, unless they dropped him a few quid for burgers

 

[palm 1]

f***ing hell....wouldnt want to be sitting next to him on the plane

Wouldn’t like to be on the same plane.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Strapped down in the cargo hold is the only way he is getting home on a plane

 

[joemcdokes]

If you squint he looks like something you'd buy in Greggs.

 

[LondonMackem]

The Sun in trying to cause outrage of thick readers shocker.

 

[Deleted member 4700]

Wouldn’t like to be on the same plane.

What about in front of you as an airbag?

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Me and the missus (no) have discussed moving abroad during retirement - maybe for about 5 years. But we agreed that we'd very probably move back in later years or if we needed to - because health care provision and services may be superior (we'd decide at the time) or at least more familiar to us, in our dotage.

Am I the example of what's wrong with the world #11,315?

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

She makes wooden furniture for cats !
Do cats need furniture ?

 

[ajthemackem]

Looks like a skinny bloke dropped feet first into a peach melba.