Erling Haaland

[Brian Griffin]

Not as fast as Kenwyne (long legs).

Aye this.

Both slow moving but fast as fuck.
I don’t think a couple of people get the joke.

 

[edna]

So he is fast?

He runs fast slowly

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Some quality whooshing going on here

 

[Deleted member 48353]

He runs fast slowly

He’s good but he can’t defy the laws of physics

 

[Charmless Man]

So he is fast?

No. He’s deceptive because of his legs.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Another hatrick and this time against a big team. 2 assist today as well. 14 goals in 8 games. He is excellent.

 

[Thatheaderman]

A tortoise is faster than a cheetah. It's just the cheatah has longer legs.

 

[Unlucky Black Cat]

He’s not fast but because his legs are so long he can cover the ground more quickly.

Which means he's fast!

A tortoise is faster than a cheetah. It's just the cheatah has longer legs.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

The Sky wankathon is up n running...

Yep and It's deserved

 

[Smartin]

Another hatrick and this time against a big team. 2 assist today as well. 14 goals in 8 games. He is excellent.

He is brilliant, I wonder if teams are generally worse at defending these days? He is getting Sensible Soccer stats.

 

[Dan The Man]

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh

 

[rey mysterio]

Must be amazing to be as long as he is

 

[Black Cat Gypsy]

He isn't human.

 

[PrisonBroken]

Yep. Usain Bolt was slow as but won loads of medals because of his long legs.

The cheating bastard

 

[Ilios]

Its an old Kenwyne Jones gold thread imitation

 

[Wilsonian]

Reminds me a bit of Shola Ameobi.

Two eyes...two legs...both played football professionally.

 

[ErichZann]

The BFG is faster than Usain Bolt

 

[Hulkster]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1576583102767550465

 

[Deleted member 37772]

Another hatrick and this time against a big team. 2 assist today as well. 14 goals in 8 games. He is excellent.

26 to go.

 

[Hooley13]

Only one man who can stop him. Goes by the name of Aji Alese.