As much as I love the NHS I'm not sure thatll be the first thought on my mind when I'm pissing water out my ass in a few hours.
Was told 1 hourAye, probably for the best, as sometimes it can take about 4 hrs for the 1st sachet to kick in.
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As much as I love the NHS I'm not sure thatll be the first thought on my mind when I'm pissing water out my ass in a few hours.
Nookie Bear
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As much as I love the NHS I'm not sure thatll be the first thought on my mind when I'm pissing water out my ass in a few hours.
Was told 1 hour
It varies according to each med , should be cleared well before bed time unless you've been pigging out all day today
socrates
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Only ate chicken and pitta yesterday (loads of stuff I was told not to eat) and haven't eaten anything today, just sucked haribo
dangermows
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As much as I love the NHS I'm not sure thatll be the first thought on my mind when I'm pissing water out my ass in a few hours.
Was told 1 hour
The shitting thing isn't even bad man, its like any other shit, except it's a lot easier
Depends what you're having. I had four packets of stuff to take, three the day before and one as an extra for the morning. Took a good few hours to kick in.
The shitting thing isn't even bad man, its like any other shit, except it's a lot easier
Depends what you're having. I had four packets of stuff to take, three the day before and one as an extra for the morning. Took a good few hours to kick in.
There seem to be four quite big sachets, and you blend two of the sachets together (one marked A and one marked B), make yourself a nice tipple with a bit of water and lime cordial, and then sip it for an hour.
dangermows
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I see. Mine was just a simple lob a sachet in with a couple of pints of water and flatten. And repeat.
Nookie Bear
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Only ate chicken and pitta yesterday (loads of stuff I was told not to eat) and haven't eaten anything today, just sucked haribo
You'll be fine on that , soon as it's running clear then you can stop anyway , I've seen people who eat massive pizzas etc before they start the prep just because they won't be able to eat for a day - usually people who could survive for a month without food on their reserves in reality.
Put some water in to chill now and add ice if you have any - the colder it is the more palatable
look out piano
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Pizza isn't on the list ffs, it'll have bits in and the tomato sauce could leave colouring etc (and meat / veg wouldn't have digested either !
). Good breakfast of eggs and white bread for me, then sucking on clear boiled sweets all day whilst drinking the laxative stuff.
Nookie Bear
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Pizza isn't on the list ffs, it'll have bits in and the tomato sauce could leave colouring etc (and meat / veg wouldn't have digested either !
It would all come out though the prep would see to that , just makes the explosion more eventful
look out piano
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So why do I get a list telling me to avoid meat and veg ? the cheese, egg, white bread and rich tea diet is a bit bland mind
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Nookie Bear
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So why do I get a list telling me to avoid meat and veg ? the cheese, egg, white bread and rich tea diet is a bit bland mind
Just to make it easier for you
My thing categorically said that red stuff can fuck it up, eg it advised no red lucozade or red squash today.
PTR
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Honestly? No idea. Not a clue.
I was too busy gagging and choking.
(And then they put the camera up my arse)
No sedation here - left after 20 mins too (throat, not arse).Fanny
I might have been out in 20 mins, but it'll be about 20 years before I forget how horrible it was.
Get the sedation!
dangermows
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Yankee Mackem
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Oh god. The farting afterwards.
Had to run to the bog after the procedure and there was this Pidgeon outside staring in through the window like I was television. Got really paranoid and couldn't go until the explosive diarrhea started.
The trauma.
Had to run to the bog after the procedure and there was this Pidgeon outside staring in through the window like I was television. Got really paranoid and couldn't go until the explosive diarrhea started.
The trauma.
PTR
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I know that was bowel, but I had the same experience with throat - they told me my results before I left.
They're right.So why do I get a list telling me to avoid meat and veg ? the cheese, egg, white bread and rich tea diet is a bit bland mind
My mother in law has to get re-tested. The sheet of foods she could eat included potatoes, but she'd eaten them with skin-on, which showed up in the test, and now she has to go again!
Very jealous.Had both me. Both a piece of piss
Obviously I've posted this a number of times, but when they were pissing around with my valve, they totally closed my wind pipe and I couldn't breath at all for what felt like 20, 25 minutes.
When I started to wave my hands around, the nurse every so softly said, "its ok Peter, your O2 levels are fine".
They fuckers knew I couldn't breath and didn't think to warn me!!!!!!
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