Ellis Short on the piss in town!


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so to summarise April.

  • We sack our 'messiah' equivalent manager.
  • We appoint the footballing equivalent of Hitler.
  • Ex-foreign Secretary resigns from the board.
  • Media shit storm ensues. 'Fans' fighting fans to see who is the most outraged.
  • We go into the derby on a 'downward spiral'
  • Our second highest goal scorer travels up with the fans on the Metro, and is videoed leading a song :cool:
  • 0-3
  • Smoke Bombs, wheelchairs, riot, bins, bottles, horses, bookmarked.
  • People who don't know each other have a whip round for some kets, for a horse they haven't met. Oh, the horse lives in Leeds.
  • We go into a match against our second bogey team, after lashing our first one, expecting fuck all. We put them away 1-0.
  • Texan Billionaire goes for a curry. In Seaburn. buys poppadoms for entire city of Sunderland, and a pint too for good measure.

Owt missing? :cool::cool:

edit: need to add one
mad italian bastard wrecks suit

When you put it like that :lol:
 
I think Ellis is great but to me this is just being flash. I know he can afford it but there really is no need to tip this much (If true) no matter how much you have.

Just helping the local economy do not read into mate.....He is happy:lol:
 
Left the curry house £1800 tip.

Fair play to him, nice that he is getting in the town and mixing with hard working mackems and enjoying the week with us.

We all know Paolo is mad but Short is meant to be as well if the telling Pardew to fuck off really happened. And the time he leant over the stand and shouted at Crouch how he made a mistake not joining us :lol:
 
Left the curry house £1800 tip.

Fair play to him, nice that he is getting in the town and mixing with hard working mackems and enjoying the week with us.

We all know Paolo is mad but Short is meant to be as well if the telling Pardew to fuck off really happened. And the time he leant over the stand and shouted at Crouch how he made a mistake not joining us :lol:

just read about the tip on a website, does he carry that much in loose change like haha
 
Left the curry house £1800 tip.

Fair play to him, nice that he is getting in the town and mixing with hard working mackems and enjoying the week with us.

We all know Paolo is mad but Short is meant to be as well if the telling Pardew to fuck off really happened. And the time he leant over the stand and shouted at Crouch how he made a mistake not joining us :lol:

Never knew about that :eek:
 
Never knew about that :eek:

Bruce told us it at a Bruce/Quinn talk in down at Rainton Meadows. Quinn just laughed and verified it happened. Must have been March 2011???

Also said Mignolet would go on to be best keeper in Prem. :cool:
 
Liked that bit about Richardson there:

"Kieran Richardson had just made the first team squad. He came into training one day with his car roof down and his music blasting out. He thought he was the man.

"Unfortunately for him Fergie was walking into the car park. Fergie pointed at him and said 'Turn your music off and go home. Don't come back here today.'"

:lol:

Think that was the day he went to church instead and found God.
 
Cracking week to be a sunderland fan,this ones for everyone who stuck through the hard times well done lads and lasses:cool:
 
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