Parkmaverick
Striker
so to summarise April.
- We sack our 'messiah' equivalent manager.
- We appoint the footballing equivalent of Hitler.
- Ex-foreign Secretary resigns from the board.
- Media shit storm ensues. 'Fans' fighting fans to see who is the most outraged.
- We go into the derby on a 'downward spiral'
- Our second highest goal scorer travels up with the fans on the Metro, and is videoed leading a song
- 0-3
- Smoke Bombs, wheelchairs, riot, bins, bottles, horses, bookmarked.
- People who don't know each other have a whip round for some kets, for a horse they haven't met. Oh, the horse lives in Leeds.
- We go into a match against our second bogey team, after lashing our first one, expecting fuck all. We put them away 1-0.
- Texan Billionaire goes for a curry. In Seaburn. buys poppadoms for entire city of Sunderland, and a pint too for good measure.
Owt missing?
edit: need to add one
mad italian bastard wrecks suit
When you put it like that