Ellis Short on the piss in town!


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agree and the fans are fruit loops as well, we've even sent mints to a hoss :eek:

so to summarise April.

  • We sack our 'messiah' equivalent manager.
  • We appoint the footballing equivalent of Hitler.
  • Ex-foreign Secretary resigns from the board.
  • Media shit storm ensues. 'Fans' fighting fans to see who is the most outraged.
  • We go into the derby on a 'downward spiral'
  • Our second highest goal scorer travels up with the fans on the Metro, and is videoed leading a song :cool:
  • 0-3
  • Smoke Bombs, wheelchairs, riot, bins, bottles, horses, bookmarked.
  • People who don't know each other have a whip round for some kets, for a horse they haven't met. Oh, the horse lives in Leeds.
  • We go into a match against our second bogey team, after lashing our first one, expecting fuck all. We put them away 1-0.
  • Texan Billionaire goes for a curry. In Seaburn. buys poppadoms for entire city of Sunderland, and a pint too for good measure.

Owt missing? :cool::cool:

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mad italian bastard wrecks suit
 
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so to summarise April.

  • We sack our 'messiah' equivalent manager.
  • We appoint the footballing equivalent of Hitler.
  • Ex-foreign Secretary resigns from the board.
  • Media shit storm ensues. 'Fans' fighting fans to see who is the most outraged.
  • We go into the derby on a 'downward spiral'
  • Our second highest goal scorer travels up with the fans on the Metro, and is videoed leading a song :cool:
  • 0-3
  • Smoke Bombs, wheelchairs, riot, bins, bottles, horses, bookmarked.
  • People who don't know each other have a whip round for some kets, for a horse they haven't met. Oh, the horse lives in Leeds.
  • We go into a match against our second bogey team, after lashing our first one, expecting fuck all. We put them away 1-0.
  • Texan Billionaire goes for a curry. In Seaburn. buys poppadoms for entire city of Sunderland, and a pint too for good measure.

Owt missing? :cool::cool:

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mad italian bastard wrecks suit


think you got it all
mebbes quinns" impartial" commentary should get a mention :)
 
The event is irrelevant, who does it is the only factor.

Ashley does it = he's an embarrassing cunt.
Short does it = f***ing legend.

:lol:

You often talk good sense Midds. But not with this.

It's a question of style and modesty. Ellis has both, Ashley will never have either.
 
so to summarise April.

  • We sack our 'messiah' equivalent manager.
  • We appoint the footballing equivalent of Hitler.
  • Ex-foreign Secretary resigns from the board.
  • Media shit storm ensues. 'Fans' fighting fans to see who is the most outraged.
  • We go into the derby on a 'downward spiral'
  • Our second highest goal scorer travels up with the fans on the Metro, and is videoed leading a song :cool:
  • 0-3
  • Smoke Bombs, wheelchairs, riot, bins, bottles, horses, bookmarked.
  • People who don't know each other have a whip round for some kets, for a horse they haven't met. Oh, the horse lives in Leeds.
  • We go into a match against our second bogey team, after lashing our first one, expecting fuck all. We put them away 1-0.
  • Texan Billionaire goes for a curry. In Seaburn. buys poppadoms for entire city of Sunderland, and a pint too for good measure.

Owt missing? :cool::cool:

edit: need to add one
mad italian bastard wrecks suit

Aye thatcher died :
 
just saw him coming out the travel lodge still pissed followed by 20 prossies and chucking himsel straight in the worm
 
Page three girls serving pre match drinks and Elvis is the half time entertainment?
 
:cool: Tremendous

Ellis Short went into town and bought us drinks and curry
Mike Ashley went into toon, got pissed and flashed his belly
 
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