Electric Blankets

[Deleted member 40035]

I think I'm going through the change as I rarely feel cold in bed on a night, I'm still cocking my leg out ffs.

I go though different stages when I'm in bed, an electric blanket has changed everything. Its just great having a switch to turn on that will heat up the bed within the next 5 minutes.

 

[look out piano]

When the guy who invented the Hokey Cokey died - the undertakers were putting him in his coffin.

They put his left leg in ........and that’s when all the trouble started.

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I go though different stages when I'm in bed, an electric blanket has changed everything. Its just great having a switch to turn on that will heat up the bed within the next 5 minutes.

I'm hotter than the sun mo-fo, fuck that !

 

[Deleted member 40035]

No it's not.

You do the hokey cokey and turn around that's what its all about
ohhh hokey cokey
ohhh hokey cokey
ohhh hokey cokey Knees bend, arm stretch rah rah rah

 

[look out piano]

You do the hokey cokey and turn around that's what its all about
ohhh hokey cokey
ohhh hokey cokey
ohhh hokey cokey Knees bend, arm stretch rah rah rah

Are you on drugs ?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Are you on drugs ?

yes yes yes

 

[look out piano]

yes yes yes

Thought so, nighty night.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Thought so, nighty night.

Its still early there's so much still to do before I go to bed marra.

 

[look out piano]

Its still early there's so much still to do before I go to bed marra.

I have dreaming to do, hopefully i'm back in my plastic Mario Cart again freefalling off highway bridges.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

My piss smells of sugar

Diabetes?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Diabetes?

No mate I just drink too much.

 

[ARs biscuit]

If you use an electric blanket and die in your sleep then you will smell really bad, really quick.

Surely the ultimate slow cooker....
I know, your names not shirley

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Smelling sugar in urine is a sign of possible diabetes - I got tested I don't have diabetes, in fact I am fully fit and healthy according to them.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Smelling sugar in urine is a sign of possible diabetes - I got tested I don't have diabetes, in fact I am fully fit and healthy according to them.

Them? The lizard people?

Surely the ultimate slow cooker....
I know, your names not shirley

You've given me new idea for a restaurant. There will be legal hoops to jump through like.

 

[ARs biscuit]

Them? The lizard people?


You've given me new idea for a restaurant. There will be legal hoops to jump through like.

As long as that's the only hoops we have to go through.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Are you 87?

I'm seventy eight and they're fuckin great.

 

[Dennis]

I'm seventy eight and they're fuckin great.

Poet and you didn't know it

 

[safcforever]

I pissed on mine and nowt happens. They are machine washable but I threw mine in next doors garden then bought a new one.

Ffs, you never disappoint