Electric Blankets

[Deleted member 4700]

Is this Spugless? Seeking attention again?
The boy need therapy.

 

[Circus Clown Union Man]

Normally just use a hotty botty but I’ve seen these and fancy one. Are they ok to put on top of a memory foam mattress or does it make them shrink? Probably a stupid question mind.

Shocking.

 

[Slow joe]

Nowt finer than climbing into a cold bed man, whats wrong with you people.....

Was about to post this.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Nowt finer than climbing into a cold bed man, whats wrong with you people.....

We are cold.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Just piss the bed. Cant beat a good hot swamp.

 

[FootballFan]

They are a nuisance, for geriatrics only.

 

[PNEFC111]

I remember as a kid back when people didnt just fuck things out and buy a new one my dad used send off their electric blanket for a service every so often!

Spare a moment people for those electric blanket servicers.

Long gone and consigned to history.

Their sterling work will be forever appreciated.

100% agree.
It's the north east, not Alaska. Decent quilt and you're sorted.

Love a cold bed me - sleep bollock naked and and all.

Mind you I m a hairy fucker - I ve a built in tog rating.

 

[ARs biscuit]

Ok, i'll bite. F'in mumsnet this shi**.

The russian tanks are at the border man!! (And woman). Lets not not give them the impression we are soft shi*es.
Lets all admit we only sleep in our Y'ers and vests on top of a wool blanket in the winter.
Should put them off a bit til Boris gets back in.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

If you use an electric blanket and die in your sleep then you will smell really bad, really quick.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

If you use an electric blanket and die in your sleep then you will smell really bad, really quick.

I stink of piss anyway so don't give a fuck marra.

 

[look out piano]

I think I'm going through the change as I rarely feel cold in bed on a night, I'm still cocking my leg out ffs.

 

[PNEFC111]

If you use an electric blanket and die in your sleep then you will smell really bad, really quick.

But think of the savings on cremation costs.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

I stink of piss anyway so don't give a fuck marra.

Piss doesn't smell too bad compared to a warmed up decomposing corpse marra.

 

[PNEFC111]

I think I'm going through the change as I rarely feel cold in bed on a night, I'm still cocking my leg out ffs.

..... you do the Hokey Cokey and you turn it down........

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Piss doesn't smell too bad compared to a warmed up decomposing corpse marra.

My piss smells of sugar

 

[look out piano]

..... you do the Hokey Cokey and you turn it down........

Knees bend, arm stretch rah rah rah xx

 

[PNEFC111]

My piss smells of sugar

..... oh honey ,honey ......

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Knees bend, arm stretch rah rah rah xx

its knees and arms shout rah rah rah

 

[look out piano]

its knees and arms shout rah rah rah

No it's not.

 

[PNEFC111]

Knees bend, arm stretch rah rah rah xx

When the guy who invented the Hokey Cokey died - the undertakers were putting him in his coffin.

They put his left leg in ........and that’s when all the trouble started.

My piss smells of sugar

What does it taste .......no ! no ! Scrap that.