Egg And Spoon Dead Heat

[MackemBob]

It seems that parents are showing video evidence of school sports day races to get official results overturned.

Parents sports day video dispute warning

And then when the results haven’t been changed, they’ve been onto Facebook to whinge about it.

Sounds like the parents need to grow up more than the bairns.

 

[SPUFF]

Rapidly turning into a nation of f***ing morons.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Bet they hold the egg with the thumb anarl

I used to piss it

 

[natinnam]

Should put the kid of the parents complaining to last, as a warning of where utter bellendary gets you.

 

[mcq10]

And people wonder why schools are getting rid of sports days....

People are f***ing idiots.

 

[EDGE]

First World problems.

 

[Gremlin]

Worked in a school once where we'd had to ban an entire family from the parental welly wanging contest after years of refusing to accept the results and arguing the toss.

Easy for us - my bairn's pretty much guaranteed to be dead last with their coordination!

 

[Bob Fleming]

Bloody hell how much of a massive bell do you need to be to do that. A kids sports day. ffs.

The teacher probably didn't award the win to your child because he's an entitled spoiled f***ing brat.

 

[SPUFF]

Bloody hell how much of a massive bell do you need to be to do that. A kids sports day. ffs.

The teacher probably didn't award the win to your child because he's an entitled spoiled f***ing brat.

I seen mothers firing champagne over an u11s side a few weeks ago after a win Bob.
Never underestimate the power of a thick, fat, orange scratter.

 

[Bob Fleming]

I seen mothers firing champagne over an u11s side a few weeks ago after a win Bob.
Never underestimate the power of a thick, fat, orange scratter.

A swift kick in the ©unt is what they need.

 

[Epping]

A swift kick in the ©unt is what they need.

a quick gun shot to the skull maybe

 

[What A Waster]

About time we had finish line technology at sports days.

 

[Geronimo]

"The headteacher of Ysgol Mynydd Bychan in Cathays has sent a letter to parents warning them to stop the practice"

Headteacher should stop Sports Days and get to some spelling classes!!!

 

[lenshack]

Obviously a shocking miscarriage of justice here.
A public enquiry should be arranged at the very least.
Imagine the trauma these folk must be suffering, to be deprived of their hard earned rights,
having completed such magnificent achievements.

 

[AlpineExile]

Everyone's a winner and all shall have prizes.

 

[Sam Handwich]

VAR ruining Sports Day now FFS

 

[ATS]

My little boys school doesn't even use eggs, they use f***ing ping pong balls.

 

[AlpineExile]

My little boys school doesn't even use eggs, they use f***ing ping pong balls.

Potential egg allergies? Danger from sharp pieces of eggshell? Why?

 

[Oster's Alright]

Potential egg allergies? Danger from sharp pieces of eggshell? Why?

Worse mate, I reckon, head teacher is probably a vegan.

 

[MackemBob]

Ours uses rubber eggs. Fine with that.

There was also a tasting thing going on at the school where the kids were to taste various jelly beans and guess the flavour. One of the mums is up in arms about it as it is undoing all of the hard work done trying to get the kids to eat healthily. There’s only 6 jelly beans per bairn. Mental.