Ebay spring clean.


Our house is a dump at the minute with all the stuff everywhere waiting to be sold, now i realise why I usually just give it to a charity shop or put it in a charity bin
 
Watch what you buy on ebay...and be careful you check out the sellers.

I sent £60.00 on a penis enlarger. The bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

Similar story here. I wanted to expand my poultry flock and ordered a male chicken from e-bay.

I should have read the details...they sent me a dildo.
 
We're supposed to be mates...dissapointed is an understatement.
I was joking. I thought you would have got that seeing as I’m risking my life for you when you build that man sized drone.

Come on man I would not gazump you.
 
I was joking. I thought you would have got that seeing as I’m risking my life for you when you build that man sized drone.

Come on man I would not gazump you.
There wasn't a shirt yer numpty, so I didn't think it needed a smiley. Anyway, you can have it because you're probably a fattie and the stripes will make you look slimmer :D

You're beautiful man, I'd never diss you 👍
 
Always put it on a buy it now with best offer 20% more than you want. Buyer will bid you and you get what you want. Everyone's happy.

Also high value items its worth waiting for the ebay 80% off fees offer which comes along quite often. Saves a few Bob there.
 
There wasn't a shirt yer numpty, so I didn't think it needed a smiley. Anyway, you can have it because you're probably a fattie and the stripes will make you look slimmer :D

You're beautiful man, I'd never diss you 👍
I’m a lean mean machine.

I'm like an Olympic athlete. (An East German shot putter!)
 
Always put it on a buy it now with best offer 20% more than you want. Buyer will bid you and you get what you want. Everyone's happy.

Also high value items its worth waiting for the ebay 80% off fees offer which comes along quite often. Saves a few Bob there.
Only issue is you can't put immediate payment only with offers so you then get the stupid replies saying sorry my dog/4 year old decided to log into my eBay and put in an offer for this item and I no longer want it or they just go silent on you.

Buy it now with immediate payment is the only way I ever sell on ebay. I have on every listing a message saying no offers yet I'll still get atleast 3 messages a day asking what my lowest price is, some idiots in that site, can't complain too much though as its better than a real job.
 
Only issue is you can't put immediate payment only with offers so you then get the stupid replies saying sorry my dog/4 year old decided to log into my eBay and put in an offer for this item and I no longer want it or they just go silent on you.

Buy it now with immediate payment is the only way I ever sell on ebay. I have on every listing a message saying no offers yet I'll still get atleast 3 messages a day asking what my lowest price is, some idiots in that site, can't complain too much though as its better than a real job.
I have had this in the past mind i must admit.
 
I have had this in the past mind i must admit.
I have around 1000 listings at any time so keeping track of stock levels was a nightmare when I used to accept best offers. Hence why I can't understand when people say it takes to long to list or complicated ha.

The promotional weekends are the best for most sellers though, I've got a month long promo currently from ebay and its bumped my sales right up.
 
Having a look through my eBay feedback and come across this I've left for IR sensor for my downstairs toilet light. Don't even know if it's true it was that long ago, probably 10 year plus 🤣

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