Dying your beard...

[Sandboy]

Dying would probably be a good thing for the beard, dyeing however, might make you look like a massive tart

 

[Wilfy]

Beards are for scruffs. It's why I have one.

I'm going for tramp chic.

I’ve been tramp chic for the last 10 years. Without the chic bit tbh.

 

[Duracel Funny]

It’s not yours to lend. If you ask nicely though you may be able to borrow his.

Have a sympathy like

 

[Latka Gravas]

Silver beards are cool, and appear even better when you wear cool spectacles.