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Joe Fabulous
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First to smell a fart, last to know its raining!
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First to smell a fart, last to know its raining!
i think you'll find they prefer being called halflingsrather partial to being called midgets I've found..
or gnomes..
rather partial to being called midgets I've found..
or gnomes..
First to smell a fart, last to know its raining!
with me being tall, you are my sworn enemy!.........and you don't like BMW's..........and you think XEL are crap!I am one.
Dwarfs snore like fuck anarl!!
A mate of mine played in the house band in a theatre that was running
the panto, Snow white and the seven dwarfs, most of the cast used the upstairs of the theatre to sleep to save money on digs, my mate said
he could never get any kip for the little fuckers snoring so loud!!
thing is, I pissed me sell laughing at his story, but he never seen the funny side of it!I just couldn't get the surreal image out of my head.
LM, i got measured the other day, after you asking how tall i was i finally found out!Whats the official maximum height you can be to be classed as a dwarf?
Whats the official maximum height you can be to be classed as a dwarf?
i saw two on sunday! tried not to laugh but i couldnt help it
probably shouldnt have gotten down on my honkers, pointed at their faces and then laughed but hey ho