Drunks on Christmas Day

[Deleted member 40035]

How do you know where to turn up then

Text message.

 

[Fred Basset]

My heart is wasted in this cold world.

Can't be a cold world with your poetry in it.

feel sick to the f***ing stomach now

 

[Secret Visage]

@safc4everbp is off his face.

 

[Fred Basset]

Text message.

Do ye dee requests, mate? Could ye dee us Softly Softly?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Can't be a cold world with your poetry in it.

feel sick to the f***ing stomach now

 

[JAZZMANB]

Don't know about drunks but some right tramps walking about
Ok you're walking the dog but tracky bottoms with last night's tea stains on them !
Haway,
People in pubs too

 

[Fred Basset]

Don't know about drunks but some right tramps walking about
Ok you're walking the dog but tracky bottoms with last night's tea stains on them !
Haway,
People in pubs too

Sick of telling them, marra. It's f***ing criminal.

 

[CatRyan]

I don't drink on Christmas Day until I get home again as I'm the only one who drives so I ferry everyone around.

On the vodka now

 

[x ALiEN 8]

Now this ius the what i was looking for, I'm harf way thrtough a bottle or glenmorangy and my box of wichwod ales is evaporated. Merry Xmas to all

 

[Lambchops]

Its a new band mate I am brilliant on the old geetar but I cant drive so that is the problem, ive been getting lessons from the dave herbal school of motoring so I'm hoping to be on the road soon.

More bullshit

Anyone use their own car for business driving?

 

[Boz33]

More bullshit

Anyone use their own car for business driving?

Lad seems a bit of a space cadet like

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

12 hours worth of beverages consumed. In order: Champagne, Irish coffee, Chablis Grand Cru Les Bougros (posh wine that tasted like ass), Babycham, half a bottle of Crystal Skull on Ice.

I'm either gunna have a ghost poo or a liquid hurt bomb in about 6 hours when I shuffle to the toilet.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

My arse is hanging out after partying since the Pompey game like. Running a bar in a town your playing in, supporting SAFC, Christmas too, I'm fucked.

 

[Baloo]

More bullshit

Anyone use their own car for business driving?

Is he not on a ban for drink driving?

 

[daventry cat]

12 hours worth of beverages consumed. In order: Champagne, Irish coffee, Chablis Grand Cru Les Bougros (posh wine that tasted like ass), Babycham, half a bottle of Crystal Skull on Ice.

I'm either gunna have a ghost poo or a liquid hurt bomb in about 6 hours when I shuffle to the toilet.

babycham the stand out there lefty..... should be mixing it with cherry b mind

 

[oROSSo]

Steady away drinking all day, every time I picked up a drink or any food the kids seemingly kicked off so haven’t got drunk as the missus would need a hand. Save myself for NYD now

 

[MackemLass]

Had a fab day in the wine then vodka. Made the most of it as I'm the driver tomorrow for the match

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Steady away drinking all day, every time I picked up a drink or any food the kids seemingly kicked off so haven’t got drunk as the missus would need a hand. Save myself for NYD now

You look after those little kids mate

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

babycham the stand out there lefty..... should be mixing it with cherry b mind

Hahaha, my mam was reminiscing about that shite today...along with some green ginger or something? She always breaks out the babycham and her special glasses for Christmas. Ive had about half a pack of Rennies and I'm still burping away in my pit.

 

[oROSSo]

You look after those little kids mate

Never seen a strop like the little girls the exact second I put down the main course today. Could have killed her

Having a glass of wine now to wind down