Drunk woman attacks ferret called posh spice.

[Elephant]

Some people.

Drunk woman threw pet ferret named Posh Spice in the air and punched it

 

[Harry Angstrom]

What a story! That is utterly brilliant apart from the harm to posh spice.

 

[JonMc]

It's got her eyes, mind. An almost uncanny resemblance.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

this is a weird thing for the police to say "She then dropped her ferret from a standard height to the floor."

who sets these standards? I bet it’s the EU!!!

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

this is a weird thing for the police to say "She then dropped her ferret from a standard height to the floor."

who sets these standards? I bet it’s the EU!!!

One of the benefits of Brexit is that we'll be able to determine our own appropiate ferret dropping distances.

 

[007Iron]

this is a weird thing for the police to say "She then dropped her ferret from a standard height to the floor."

who sets these standards? I bet it’s the EU!!!

There's a whole section on it...

European Directive 125.54 : Standardized Heights Deemed Safe to Drop Vermin and Victoria Beckham.

 

[MackemBob]

this is a weird thing for the police to say "She then dropped her ferret from a standard height to the floor."

who sets these standards? I bet it’s the EU!!!

Typo for standing maybe?

 

[Aituk7]

this is a weird thing for the police to say "She then dropped her ferret from a standard height to the floor."

who sets these standards? I bet it’s the EU!!!

Movement of pets - Food Safety - European Commission

 

[Dadsarmy73]

In the running for “Thread title of the year”

 

[RestlessNatives]

I assume this is the same woman who used to beg outside of Central Station. Shoved a ferret in your face with one hand and put her other hand out expecting money.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

One of the benefits of Brexit is that we'll be able to determine our own appropiate ferret dropping distances.

now the shackles have been taken off our ferret-dropping industry it will once again by the envy of the world

 

[Harry Angstrom]

It's got her eyes, mind. An almost uncanny resemblance.

now the shackles have been taken off our ferret-dropping industry it will once again by the envy of the world

Forging ahead in ferret punching as well.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Forging ahead in ferret punching as well.

our innovative and entrepreneurial spirit will soar!

 

[LondonBlackCat]

Probably trying to chop it in half.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Some people.

Drunk woman threw pet ferret named Posh Spice in the air and punched it

Horrible bitch. What is it with mags and Ill treatment of animals.

 

[Deleted member 559]

Probably trying to chop it in half.

Good job she didn't shower with it.

 

[007Iron]

I assume this is the same woman who used to beg outside of Central Station. Shoved a ferret in your face with one hand and put her other hand out expecting money.

Penny a kiss?

Pound a punch?