Door to door peddlers

[BMX Bandit]

had a bloke asking to me be window cleaner

 

[Fletch]

Sounds like a scam to me. They’ll be hoping they happen across an older person who’ll be intimidated and/or trusting enough to allow them in as they won’t know any different. Bet they’re driving all over doing it. It only takes one. Kernts.

This , phone the police

 

[Shandy drinker]

Just had a fella smoking a haddock knock on and ask if I wanted any tabs.

Sounds like a red herrin

At least you were there and it’ll put them off if they were thinking about coming back..there’s been some knocking about where I live..SR6..two lads..one’s ginger..going door to door..I’m 6ft 4 and 17 stone so I always make a point of answering the door and making myself look as big as possible..these two had a funny twang to their accents..couldn’t work it out.

Boro or 'artelepowl

At least you were there and it’ll put them off if they were thinking about coming back..there’s been some knocking about where I live..SR6..two lads..one’s ginger..going door to door..I’m 6ft 4 and 17 stone so I always make a point of answering the door and making myself look as big as possible..these two had a funny twang to their accents..couldn’t work it out.

Boro or 'artelepowl

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

They sounded local.

Plastic jippos .

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

had a bloke asking to me be window cleaner

was it Forge Germby?

 

[Seaham Towny]

Had a bloke knock on and hand me a flyer asking if he could put a patio in me back garden or some shit.

 

[Cypher]

Had a bloke knock on and hand me a flyer asking if he could put a patio in me back garden or some shit.

I'd definitely go for the patio.

 

[OohBaldyBally]

I'd definitely go for the patio.

Me too but at least he gave him an option

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I'd definitely go for the patio.

Dunno mind. Lion shit scares off cats

 

[S.S.R..]

Had a bloke knock on and hand me a flyer asking if he could put a patio in me back garden or some shit.

@Space Hopper gag about "Someone asked If I wanted decking..." incoming.