Don't Lie Down On Bombs

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  1. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Venlo WW2 explosive: Don't lie down on bombs, Dutch warned

    Don't lie on a bomb, Dutch warned

    "The Dutch public have been warned it is "strictly ill-advised to lie down on a bomb", after a man did just that for about three hours.

    The man came across an unexploded World War Two device while gardening in the town of Venlo on Wednesday.

    When it started whistling he covered it with his body, apparently trying to limit the damage.

    Nearby residents were evacuated and the device proved harmless. The man was treated for symptoms of hypothermia."

    "Ms Klaassen said: "It is strictly ill-advised to lie down on a bomb. The best thing to do if you come across an explosive device is keep your distance and call the police."

    Bless him
  2. Mantobar

    Mantobar Midfield

    Didn't them daft tw*ts stick their thumb into summit daft anarl
  3. silas80

    silas80 Winger

    "Well the normal procedure is to leap two hundred feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area."
  4. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

  5. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    Aye that's a bit daft. One of my guests on a trip tried to play catch with a german grenade.

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