Don’t appoint anybody (‘no’ manager suggestion)


Karlsson

Central Defender
Given the shambolic list of potential candidates the bookies seem to have us linked with plus reading some of the suggestions on here leads me to believe we might be better off appointing nobody and letting the team pick themselves on a permanent basis.

To start with the positives, we’d save a tidy bundle on wages and eventual severance package which would contribute to KLD’s vision of us becoming self-sustainable, plus Speakman would have nobody to fall out with when it comes to interference in team selections and transfer policy.

The negatives being they’d have nobody to sack to take the heat off their mistakes when it eventually turns to shit.

Thoughts?
 
Given the shambolic list of potential candidates the bookies seem to have us linked with plus reading some of the suggestions on here leads me to believe we might be better off appointing nobody and letting the team pick themselves on a permanent basis.

To start with the positives, we’d save a tidy bundle on wages and eventual severance package which would contribute to KLD’s vision of us becoming self-sustainable, plus Speakman would have nobody to fall out with when it comes to interference in team selections and transfer policy.

The negatives being they’d have nobody to sack to take the heat off their mistakes when it eventually turns to shit.

Thoughts?
Yeah, and we could speak to the EFL about playing running goalies for the rest of the season & players self awarding yellow & red cards!
 
Given the shambolic list of potential candidates the bookies seem to have us linked with plus reading some of the suggestions on here leads me to believe we might be better off appointing nobody and letting the team pick themselves on a permanent basis.

To start with the positives, we’d save a tidy bundle on wages and eventual severance package which would contribute to KLD’s vision of us becoming self-sustainable, plus Speakman would have nobody to fall out with when it comes to interference in team selections and transfer policy.

The negatives being they’d have nobody to sack to take the heat off their mistakes when it eventually turns to shit.

Thoughts?
I think we should go for the Have I Got News For You model and have a ‘guest’ head coach on a weekly basis.

Nobody, to the best of my knowledge, has ever tried this before.
 
Yeah, and we could speak to the EFL about playing running goalies for the rest of the season & players self awarding yellow & red cards!

That last point has got to be a better idea than continuing with the standard of officiating we’ve seen this season!

In in! 😉😎
 
My thoughts are you should probably reduce whatever medication, legal or otherwise, that you’re partaking of.
 
Given the shambolic list of potential candidates the bookies seem to have us linked with plus reading some of the suggestions on here leads me to believe we might be better off appointing nobody and letting the team pick themselves on a permanent basis.

To start with the positives, we’d save a tidy bundle on wages and eventual severance package which would contribute to KLD’s vision of us becoming self-sustainable, plus Speakman would have nobody to fall out with when it comes to interference in team selections and transfer policy.

The negatives being they’d have nobody to sack to take the heat off their mistakes when it eventually turns to shit.

Thoughts?
My thoughts ?

I’ll keep them to myself on this occasion.
 

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