Does music seem to play longer in shops?

[safcrob]

Maybe only to me it does. Mull of Kintyre was playing in Asda and it seemed to go on for ever.

 

[screwjack]

that song has that effect on me too

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Fook off Crobtyre
All threads rolling in full of shit
My desire is always to ban you
Crob of Crobtyre

 

[Patch]

Second best tune ever after the Frog Chorus. Poor John Lennon must be spinning in his grave that McCartney held his best work back.

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

The amount of bollox yay spurt seems to gan on forever.

 

[Boris Bear]

Second best tune ever after the Frog Chorus. Poor John Lennon must be spinning in his grave that McCartney held his best work back.

Live and let die

 

[lurker]

Someone’s knocking at the door
Somebody’s ringing the bell

It’s @safcrob and his shit patter
Oh yeah

 

[Space Hopper]

I was in ASDA and thought I could hear the onions singing Bee Gees songs.

Turned out it was just the chives talking.

 

[Metro Man]

I was in ASDA and thought I could hear the onions singing Bee Gees songs.

Turned out it was just the chives talking.

I went in in there after you. I asked the manager if they could play the music that Space Hopper had heard....

....unfortunately, it was finished for the day....he was actually quite rude....

"That's shallot, mate!"

 

[consettsafc]

I was in ASDA and thought I could hear the onions singing Bee Gees songs.

Turned out it was just the chives talking.

Arthur got time for strangulation and theft a few years back

I think the headline in the echo was " Arti chokes 3 for a pound in ASDA "

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Someone’s knocking at the door
Somebody’s ringing the bell

It’s @safcrob and his shit patter
Oh yeah

I wish postcode lottery would turn up at crob’s bedsit and twat him with an oversized cheque

 

[Daffy]

FFS

Mods ban him