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stephen cartwright
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Took me 24 hours to get from Sunderland to Mansfield and back.
Conked out at leeming bar on the way back.
Conked out at leeming bar on the way back.
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Peru.
Machu Pichu flooded
Journey back to Lima meant to be 17 hours on the bus. Took 43.
Plenty of shit in the middle but can’t be arsed to type it
(I’ve been to Peru. Check me out)
Oh , dearest darling you should have wrote ... man !I was only twentyfour hours from Tulsa.
I'll start with my journey from Manila to Kulala Lumpur this weekend...
Background is there was a near disaster at Manila last Thursday , though as far as I'm aware it wasn't reported in UK.
A Chinese plane crash landed at Manila during a thunderstorm on Thursday, basically it landed, bounced up again and then belly flopped onto the ground, in fact it overshot the runway .
The passengers and crew had to be ecacuated but thankfully no-one died and only 5 people even had minor injuries.
The runway was blocked on Friday with no flights in or out.
So I'm supposed to fly Saturday at 12.50, on Friday night I got a text saying the flight is delayed until 1400. No big deal I thought as I went to bed.
Next morning I woke to a text the flight had been delayed until 1550, a bit annoying but ok better than waiting at the airport for hours. 10 minutes after I got up there was another text saying the flight is delayed to 1725...not happy now.
So I left home at 1pm , and in taxi to airport by 1.15pm. Traffic is surprisingly good until the last mile, when literally it took an hour to do the last mile. Not good.
Gets into the terminal and checked in, only to see the queue from hell at immigration/passport control. Started queuing outside the queue lines at end of the line! Took over an hour to clear passport control!
Then waiting, waiting, waiting until about 8.30pm (6 hours after I got to the airport) when finally my flight is called for boarding. Had to wait another hour until we boarded at 9.30pm.
10.30pm the pilot announces there are delays at Manila (no shit Sherlock), but he says if we cannot take off within 40 minutes from now, the flight will have to be cancelled because the crew will be out of flying time!
So we are waiting and waiting and then the pilot announces we will be takibg off but diverted to Kota Kinabulu (over 1000 km away)..
Ended up taking off11.30pm and then having to wait 4 hours at 2am for a connecting flight to KL. So finally left Kota Kinabulu at 7.15am and arrived 9.45am to find that my suitcase has got left behind...
Upshot is that my 3 days in KL turned into a day and a half, and I didn't get to visit the 3 places I really wanted...
Anyone else had disastrous journeys they would like to share?
Luckily all the locals on the bus were spot on. I'd spoken in broken spanish with a few about football and they argued with the guerrillas and virtually dragged me off them. Some old dear even gave them a bollocking! Genuinely thought I was going to be kidnapped.Tell us more please...sounds scary as...
Those internal flights in Russia would be on most people’s top 10 for adventure factorYEars ago, I flew from Moscow to Samara on an old Tupalov. My Russian friend told me to bring cognac as I'd "need it".
The plane took off from Moscow and suddenly everyone started physically moving their seats to the side of the plane and playing poker on the floor. None of the seats had been fastened to the floor of the plane.
On the way back, leaving Samara they wouldn't let me on the plane as my visa didn't allow me to travel there, just to Moscow. I played the senile old git card and they eventually let me on.
My Mrs is in Cartagena this week.Reminds me of the time my sister was kidnapped in South America, and I had to go there to help release her because she sent me what turned out to be a map of the location of a huge emerald. I tried to take a bus to Cartagena but got the wrong one, then it crashed and and this roughneck adventurer and I had to escape through the jungle to get away from the kidnappers. It all turned out ok in the end though
Brilliant man, I wouldn't swap those years for all the money in the world.Those internal flights in Russia would be on most people’s top 10 for adventure factor
Ditto. Had so many class adventures, more than enough for a lifetime but I’m glad I don’t travel nearly so much these days.Brilliant man, I wouldn't swap those years for all the money in the world.
The Fernhurst? Pub in Blackburn.few seasons back. Was at Uni in Lancaster. We were playing Blackburn on a Monday night live on Sky. Cash turnstiles on the night. I considered it all day then finally decided to fuck it off and attend my final lecture 4-5pm instead. Came to 5pm. Lecture was shit. I checked train times to Blackburn. Asked on here should it be done? Advice was aye, go for it! All the old-timers reminisced about the days of hitch hiking to the arse end of nowhere. I rechecked times to Blackburn but completely forgot about times home. It won't matter I thought I'll jump in a taxi outside the ground and be back at the station in no time! Young & naive.
Got to the game. It finished 0-0. Worst game I've ever witnessed. There was basically me and about 3 buses of ALS kids in the away end. It was beyond freezing.
Came out. No taxis anywhere. I nipped into that away pub (forgot it's name now?) and asked for a taxi number. They pointed to the phone on the wall which was a direct line. I didn't factor in the inevitable match traffic and I was still stood outside Ewood when my train was leaving Blackburn. Jumped in the taxi & told him to take me straight to Preston. Pitch black and only me in the taxi with a North East accent. I'm sure he took me around the houses because the taxi cost about £90. Dropped off at Preston. Only fucker in the whole station. Not a soul anywhere. Eerily quiet. Sat on the bench in the station like a down and out making a home for the night waiting for the final train to depart Preston for the night.
got home about 1am, £100 lighter (on student income this just about bankrupt me) having stood with the ALS knackers watching the worst game of my life. Was up and sat in a lecture room at 8am the following morning.
morale of the story - when the SMB says do it, do the opposite!
Just finished watching the film based on your life an hour ago. SpookyReminds me of the time my sister was kidnapped in South America, and I had to go there to help release her because she sent me what turned out to be a map of the location of a huge emerald. I tried to take a bus to Cartagena but got the wrong one, then it crashed and and this roughneck adventurer and I had to escape through the jungle to get away from the kidnappers. It all turned out ok in the end though
Just finished watching the film based on your life an hour ago. Spooky
Your tits looked canny mindDid you like the bit where I fucked the living daylights out of Michael Douglas?