Did you get put on report at school?


Multiple times for back chat

My physics teacher reported me for nicking his tabs and smoking at back of classroom. I was 100% innocent

Kicking the fire doors open in the music corridor cos it was shortest path to flee the school

Collectivey convicted of using too much deodorant after PE cos german teacher let slip she was allergic. So much lynx africa was wasted that day

Oh 1 fight with a teacher cos he called me by my nickname and i said "aye" rather than "yes sir"

Other pe teacher battered him and i still got wrote up
 
iirc You were a bit of a bad un at school, teacher’s nightmare 😆
Ps I was never on report once
Aye mate, was a bit mischievous, nowt too bad I don’t think. :oops:

Had a laugh 4/5 years ago when my mam read all my old school reports to the bairn. :lol:

Wasn’t many teachers liked me.
 
2 weeks in went to a showdown with the nearby catholic school police there teachers there hell on....the first of many.... add in the slipper the strap the cane a table tennis bat and a t square once

i was in the gifted group n'all...school hated me :lol:

got the blame for organizing a riot by the lower school once(they smashed some windows i was in upper) id done fuck all but still got brayed:lol:
 
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A few too many times.

Nashy tickets is a term I haven't heard for 20 years. I got caught buying them as well and got excluded for a couple of days for the privilege,
 
Aye.

I was a cheeky bastard in school.

Parents got called in once when I told my religious education teacher that the bible was a load of shit.

Me and a my mate put a dead mouse in our science teachers handbag. Seemed funny at the time.
 
A few too many times.

Nashy tickets is a term I haven't heard for 20 years. I got caught buying them as well and got excluded for a couple of days for the privilege,

Ooo harsh, the funny thing about my so called punishment is that my PE teacher would give me a can of pop and a bag of wheat crunchies for filling the machines 😂
 
Aye was on report for dollin off bad behaviour and late report anarl as well as the cane strap punched kicked you name it I got it !
 
French teacher tried numerous times but I kept ripping the reports up. She got my Mam down the school and Mam ripped her to bits. Said teacher predicted me a grade D for my GCSE.... I got grade B which I predicted. Naturally she didn't congratulate me on results day. Bitch
 
school refused to put me in for most of my olevels as my truancy levels were off the graph for the last 2 years....parents had to pay for 5 of them and were pissed off with me.....school seemed just as pissed off when i passed them all
 

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