Did you get put on report at school?


Nothing in middle and upper school, but can remember my whole school witnessed ruler'ing from my first school like yesterday. Was a Pakistani girl in our school, proper wrong un, looking back, she knew she was like untouchable as placed in our school from elsewhere. Was playing in the playground with a couple other boys, when we got spayed with gravel, small stones from her. So we retaliated in kind with the same, it was seen, and the teacher somehow didn't see the initial cause by her. Anyway, it was rolled up into a big thing, despite others in the playground saying she was chucking stones at others prior, so 3 or us got 10 rulers to the open hands in front of the school. My Dad knew it was a kind of knew it was a "mis-trial" by the school, he told me I had been one half of it and caught, so take the punishment served (Ex-military Dad). Funnily enough, the girl after some time was off again to another school, she was just trouble, the mention of Pakistani was due the her being dropped into basically an nearly an all white school on the outskirts of Bradford, which played a part in the severity of our punishment, back then at that age, I didn't know any different, but looking back my parents did.
 
Got put on report twice and had to get it signed off at the end of the day which meant I was always late getting home and my mates would all already be out and about kicking a football about or whatever. Hated it.

Once for threatening to fight someone in class (totally out of character for me but I was leaning back on my chair and it got pulled back (ooo err missy) so I nearly ended up on the floor. The bastard)

Second time was for ducking out of the school geography trip so I could play for the school football team the same day (what type of idiot scheduled a trip the same day as the game). Got accused of not taking geography seriously which was if course true but had to play the "I was late and the bus was gone" card.

Lost 1-0 as well so wasn't worth it :lol:
 
My oldest lads came home from school and has been put on report for 2 weeks and banned from using school computers for 1 week.

His mate left his computer unlocked and one lads typed Porn and my lads hit the enter button. Obviously nowts came up but it’s been flagged.

I was a bit of a goody two shoes and only got put on report once for buying Nashy tickets. Early 90s dinner ladies were like fkn FBI agents.

Did anyone else get put on report at school?

Should I clip my lad round the ear?


Dont clip him, show him some decent porn sites.

Me and some other lads were playing footy one lunch time as you do. Suddenly it was lashing down, so we started to run back to the school, but we came to an area where they were laying the foundations for the schools new sports hall, encouraged/Panicked by one of the workman shouting "Hey, you little bastards.........
We ran straight across the middle of the wet concrete. The contractors also claimed we had knocked over and damaged a theodolite, which we didnt. Detention for 2 weeks.
Seaham , Northlea, if anyone has been in that sports hall, somewhere in the foundations will be a memory of me and the lads running across them :) :) :)

Oh I also let the tyres down on the head masters car and someone grassed me up. The Welsh Bastard wasnt too happy :)
 
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Think I had the whole hog. Lines, detention, slapped/assaulted, caned, slippered, suspended and expelled. Not all at the same time like. A teacher gave me a sheet of A4 paper once and said I had to fill both sides completely and the subject was "Life inside a ping pong ball" as a punishment.

I had a bit of a rebellious streak tbf.
I had to write about the life of a spec of dust
 
I have absolutely no understanding about the meaning or the effect of being ‘put on report’ at school.

We had corporal punishment- slipper (actually a sand-shoe/ plimsoll), leather strap (used to call it ‘the cat’, and a variety of canes (the ones with the split ends knacked the most iirc). For more spontaneous abuse we had the ruler on the back of the hand in passing, the tugged earlobe ( sometimes to drag the offender to the front of the class), the casual slap on the back of the head, the blackboard rubber missile launch, or the more rapid bit of chalk for less serious offences or if it was closer to hand. And the ritualistic table tennis bat on the arse in front of the class. But that was only Mr Dixon, every maths lesson on John Hepburn.

I can’t recall anybody bothering with detention. Presumably because that would have inconvenienced a teacher.

I’m not sure “I’m going to write your name down on a bit of paper Atkinson” would have worked as a deterrent, but then neither did caning the fuck out of the little bastard either.

Fun for the teachers with tendencies toward sadism though I presume.
 
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15yo I occasionally went to the Tavern nightclub on a Monday night for its Superstag night, comedian and 10 strippers.
Spotted by a teacher so I was called into Heads office next day. Put on report and detention plus a hand written letter to my parents grassing me up.
As my mother had dropped us at the Club that went in the bin.
 
15yo I occasionally went to the Tavern nightclub on a Monday night for its Superstag night, comedian and 10 strippers.
Spotted by a teacher so I was called into Heads office next day. Put on report and detention plus a hand written letter to my parents grassing me up.
As my mother had dropped us at the Club that went in the bin.
Hope you grassed the teacher in return.
 

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