Did you get put on report at school?


Anyone else chalk a massive cock on the rotating blackboard and spin it round the back before the lesson began?

I remember one lesson, the teacher pulled the board round and there was a large drawing of a frying pan with lumps in it and a message underneath saying "mmm fried turds" 😂
 
Went to thornhill n would get ya mark n run the bank past the baths n ower the railings but eventually got caught as ya do 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

One time got hoyed out of class in biology as was being disruptive n the teacher shouts my surname n said get out,so I stood up off the stool n my reply was oi McAndrews …….. has a 1st name
Still got hoyed out 🤣🤣
 
French teacher gave me detention for something I didn’t do. Later she said I didn’t have to go but let them know on my way out.
So I went and told them, quick call over and she denied it. Atkinson gave me an extra day for lying.

That’s two graves I’ll dance the Tarantella on.
 
Went to thornhill n would get ya mark n run the bank past the baths n ower the railings but eventually got caught as ya do 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

One time got hoyed out of class in biology as was being disruptive n the teacher shouts my surname n said get out,so I stood up off the stool n my reply was oi McAndrews …….. has a 1st name
Still got hoyed out 🤣🤣
Mrs McAndrews was my aunt!
 
We had class detention once because the group was really loud during registration and the tutor lost his rag. I had to attend said class detention even though I was off sick that day and played zero part in ‘the noise’. When I told me ma and da they agreed with the tutor, absolute load of bollocks that mind and it’s not even guilty by association, how can you punish someone for the behaviour of 30 or so others when they weren’t even there? I was 12 at the time and clueless but you’d not get away with that now.
 
What changed??

Mr Clarke by any chance??
Dr Clarke was class
Aye things have moved on a lot, bairns would also be singled out if they had ‘fur’ under the collar of there school blazer. ‘Nashy Blazer’ as there was a particular shop for free uniforms.
Did you go to redhouse ?


The shop was Caslaws.It was in the location where that cake shop is or Cycle world opposite chambers.
 
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I remember when a Irish wolfhound wandered into class and the teacher trying to lure it out with an apple, teachers always had an apple.
There was always a dog in our school, and some kid always knew exactly where it lived and could take it back 😂 returning 2 hours later.

Mods please parsnip this, I think me Mams going to ground me 😂
Dr Clarke was class

Did you go to redhouse ?

No Pennywell Academy for young aspiring car thieves 😂
 
Gas taps which could converted into flame throwers
put a pipe on them and fill your lungs up get a lighter and you could breath fire...fill a balloon with hydrogen and you could blow the fume cupboard up... put acetone on your hands set it on fire and run around screaming...steal the sodium from the cupboard and chuck it in some water...normal day in the chemistry lab :eek: :lol:
 
Never ever off it beyond like the first two months in.
Stalwart.

It would focus me to get an entire weeks worth of, "Excellent"
 

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